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'Big Brother' Contestant April Loses The Game But Gains A Varsity Ring
Posted by Seth at 5:20 AM on August 23, 2008
We love nothing more than a fairy tale ending, and we got one on last night's Big Brother, when—amidst the tragedy of contestant April's ejection from their 24-hour surveillance Eden— surviving housemate and oral-sex-partner Ollie proposed..um...popping his relationship cherry? Prodded by host Julie Chen, who had already been given a fat dossier on the pair's budding romance which included a number of X-ray stills from their quilt-covered shenanigans, Ollie extolled the many virtues of the Arizona auto-financing manager, then announced, "I got a question for you: Will you be my first girlfriend? I want an answer from you the second I get out of this house." CBS would be fools not to capitalise on the event, mounting a lavish Ollie and April's Going Steady Ceremony primetime special upon which no expense would be spared.
We love nothing more than a fairy tale ending, and we got one on last night's Big Brother, when—amidst the tragedy of contestant April's ejection from their 24-hour surveillance Eden— surviving housemate and
- Big Brother 10 [CBS]
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Lala11_7
Posted 5:33 AM 23/8/08
Ollie extolled the many virtues of the Arizona auto-financing manager, then announced, "I got a question for you: Will you be my first girlfriend"....
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Reading the above...I almost threw up a little bit...
Lala11_7
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 6:47 AM 23/8/08
"I got a question for you: Will you be my first girlfriend" was the first question. The second was, "You got credit, right?"
Oxycontinmoron
taraniso
Posted 2:50 AM 26/8/08
My favorite moment was when April was on a tirade about Keisha, the blonde knockout Hooters waitress. "I'm prettier than her" April bitterly sputtered at Ollie as he looked on stone-faced, afraid to correct her.
taraniso