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Behold, The Chosen Blobs
Posted by Seth at 4:05 AM on August 5, 2008
As we teased Friday, courtesy of the deep, deep pockets of the celebrity-baby-photo-crazy people at People, we bring you the first electronically captured and distributed images of The Chosen Blobs, the second and third genetically flawless products of Angelina Jolie's overtaxed loins. Similar in golden hue to their older sister—but providing twice the miraculous healing and war-ending properties—little Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline are pictured napping peacefully beneath their enraptured parents, cute enough to be devoured like two tiny, butter-poached escargots.
- Meet Vivienne & Knox Jolie-Pitt [People]
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Seth
Posted 4:28 AM 5/8/08
@Old No.7: Show us your twins!
Seth
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 4:26 AM 5/8/08
That sound you're hearing is the agents at CAA drooling and licking their lips.
Oxycontinmoron
Losin_it
Posted 4:25 AM 5/8/08
@Old No.7: I can't deny it. :)
Losin_it
Old No.7
Posted 4:22 AM 5/8/08
@Losin_it: You'd smile too, if you were born into that wealth, and get to suck on those milkbags all day long.
Old No.7
Victor Ward
Posted 4:20 AM 5/8/08
Is that Shiloh or Reese Witherspoon?
Victor Ward
massachusettsmom
Posted 4:19 AM 5/8/08
They ought to do something about that jaundice situation...
massachusettsmom
Losin_it
Posted 4:16 AM 5/8/08
The baby closest to Brad has the cutest expression I have ever seen.
Losin_it
MissVolare
Posted 4:10 AM 5/8/08
Please! Let me eat the twins! Enoughenoughenoughenough already!
MissVolare
NoWireHangers
Posted 4:09 AM 5/8/08
I really hope the adopted kids don't grow up with complexes because of the attention the blood kids are getting. I mean, I love a celebrity-spawn tell-all as much as the next gal, but deep down I really want this family to make it.
NoWireHangers
Decebal
Posted 4:57 AM 5/8/08
1. The dark skinned riff raff not on the cover. Yet again.
2. Why do the Madox and Pax look like hooligans so early in their childhood? Especially poor Pax, he looked so sweet after she kidnapped him from Vietnam.
Decebal
jasonelias
Posted 4:57 AM 5/8/08
I wonder what entertainment magazine is going to shove this pic in Jon Voight's face for yet another wail fest.
jasonelias
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:46 AM 5/8/08
What's up with the lacy granny nightgown? Seriously, my mom doesn't own anything that dowdy. Then again, she's not the Virgin Angie, either.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Losin_it
Posted 5:14 AM 5/8/08
@Decebal: I doubt if it's a racist plot. I mean, it's not like the older kids haven't been in the print media 10,000 times already.
Losin_it
el smrtmnky
Posted 5:39 AM 5/8/08
@Losin_it: i think Zahara sold her finger (exclusive!!)paint sketches of les blobs to Highlights, and therefore cannot appear on any of the other rags.
el smrtmnky
kookla
Posted 6:03 AM 5/8/08
I don't want to sound like a skeptic, but either People did a little photoshopping or that baby was born with teeth.
kookla
Losin_it
Posted 6:01 AM 5/8/08
@el smrtmnky: ha ha. The French soccer team is called Les Bleus, and now their favorite celebukids are "Les Blobs"!
Losin_it
ColbertNation
Posted 5:57 AM 5/8/08
My greatest fear is having ugly kids. Damn you, Brangelina!!
ColbertNation
majikthise
Posted 6:45 AM 5/8/08
@kookla: i think those are gum ridges you see, not teeth.
majikthise
Benovite
Posted 6:40 AM 5/8/08
Hey Angie I downloaded Wanted for free, bitch.
Good movie tho, you look cute in it, even if have the body of a cambodian teenage boy.
Benovite
Breadbowl
Posted 7:15 AM 5/8/08
@Old No.7: We are all born equal... some are born a little more equal than others.
Breadbowl
TryThisAtHome
Posted 8:22 AM 5/8/08
@kookla: Those are probably gum ridges, but some babies are born with teeth, which fall out soon after birth....or some I'm told.
@massachusettsmom: Either it's jaundice, or they've already been dipped in gold.
TryThisAtHome
JudyPaceFace
Posted 2:01 PM 5/8/08
Is it just me or does Shiloh resemble a baby Marilyn Monroe in that photo?
JudyPaceFace
ani68
Posted 5:06 AM 5/8/08
Wow, Shiloh has an actual facial expression in this photo, and her hair looks combed.
ani68
ani68
Posted 4:59 AM 5/8/08
Brangelina has officially jumped the shark. I mean, why does anyone care anymore?
ani68