Attention Mount Isa: We May Have Located The Answer To Your Woman Trouble

God bless the internet. After writing yesterday about Mount Isa mayor John Molony’s emotional plea for the less attractive female members of society to move to the small town in order to help the lonely men in town get some romantic relief, I was pleased to read the following comment from a concerned citizen willing to get her hands (and, presumably, other parts) dirty in the name of love.

OK, I’m game!! If there is a man over there that can keep up with me, fine, probably not though. I’m 61 years old, work full time 58 hours a week, (correctional officer in a men’s max unit). 5′2″ tall, (about) 100 pounds soaking wet, honestly, haven’t weight myself, size one and I look darn good.

She continues…

Most men my age can’t even see their feet while in a upright position-then if they could, most probably wouldn’t remember seeing them anyway. AND- -if one thinks a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture- -we have NOTHING in common. just might go- -one has to pay for my expenses though, I’m old- -not cheap! And if age is a problem with them, then that is a sure sign they can’t keep up with me! Great things come in small packages, ya know.

So there you have it, Mr Molony. Are you prepared to put your money where your less-than-politically-correct mouth is and pay for Dorothy’s move to Mount Isa? She’s 61 years young, and clearly gagging for it. I like her. She sounds way less sooky than the women already living in your town, and perhaps 5′2″ of nanna fury is exactly what the menfolk need?

Worst case scenario, have you considered putting up the cash for an all expenses paid trip to Mount Isa for Pauline Hanson? She’s looking for love, so the timing is perfect.

It should be noted that the lady in the picture accompanying this post is not, in fact, “our” Dorothy, but rather the first result when one does a Google Image search using the words “dorothy” and “correctional officer”. That said, the Dorothy in the picture might be worth getting in touch with too. She was the Louisiana Corrections Services’ Correctional Officer Of The Month in 2004! She gets a thumbs up from me.