An Excerpt From Probably The Greatest Press Release I’ve Ever Received.

By Jess McGuire on August 13, 2008 at 3:03 PM

Oh my god. I thought it was your standard “Increase your d1ck!!!!!” style spam email, but then I realised that a) it was about poo smells, and b) it appeared to be deliberately sent to me by an Australian company.


Dear Friend,

Ever felt embarrassed after leaving a smell when you’ve used the toilet?

Have you ever wanted to use a public toilet without worrying about unpleasant odours?

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Maybe it wasn’t deliberately sent to me, and the folks from Just A Drop are spamming me. What do I care? They read me like a Golden Book. Send us free samples! Go on! Send us something to give away to our smelly readers! The pop culture loving arses of Australia need your help!

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  • May
    August 31, 2008 at 6:35 PM

    Hi Jess, thanks for your hilarious blog entry. Stumbled across this randomly. Never did I imagine I’d start my first business in the toilet bowl (!), but hey, Just A Drop actually works! I no longer have to hold my breath whenever my boyfriend uses the bathroom. I wish I could say the same for public toilets. If you/friends/smelly readers would like free samples, I’m most happy to send it out. Email me. Help is on the way….

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