Amy Winehouse Round-Up: Who You Gonna Call?

Clearly it’s that time in the world of Winehouse, where there’s been a Shocking Allegation™ and now everyone is sitting around twiddling their thumbs, waiting for the follow-up salvo or retraction or confirmation or admission to rehab or ANYTHING. To wit, in the interim, this amazing filler news from The Post:

it looks like Amy’s house might be haunted! Ooh, that oughtta tide you over, eh??

The rented property where Amy Winehouse is currently holed-up in her battle to kick drugs has a dark secret – a previous occupant died there.

An estate agent who rents properties in the area described her flat as a ‘hellhole’ with a grim air about it. “You really wouldn’t want to live there. It’s being rented because it’s a probate house. No-one wants to buy it as the previous owner died in it, but that doesn’t seem to bother Amy,” the source quoted the agent, as saying.

No, I bet she doesn’t – after all, she is married to a living corpse! These sorts of occurrences are totally par for the course for our Winegums. So, anyway… do you like stuff? Wanna play hooky in here while we wait for proper Winegums news? I bet no one will notice!