When you think about it, there aren't that many things that Amy Winehouse would reasonably consider being below her. Walking around London at 4am in a bra? Easy. Doing vodka slammers up the nose? Where do I sign! Marrying Blake Fielder-Civil? So last year. So when I read that Winegums had taken her 12-year-old goddaughter to a club for a rollicking night on the town, I thought, "Yes, and, your point is?" Because of course Winegums would think that was a suitable night out for a child!

The Kent schoolgirl was left to look on helplessly as Auntie Amy scrapped with fans, chucked pint glasses at people and collapsed in a heap on the floor.

 

The "fun" began at midnight and, when most girls her age are tucked up in bed, Dionne was being led by the hand into Dingwalls nightclub, a few minutes walk from Amy's Camden home.

Ha, brilliant. Is there a Celebrity Godmother Of The Year award? Because I think Winegums would be a shoo-in for it. This is the sort of behaviour that makes Kerry "Chipshop" Katona look like Mary Poppins, and I for one am all for it.

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