All-New Brie-Flavored Jolie Blobs Coming to Market!
Posted by STV at 5:20 AM on August 2, 2008
Go ahead and cancel whatever plans you have Sunday afternoon: People Magazine announced today that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's most recent celebrated offspring will make their photographic debut on the rag's Web site Aug. 3 at 4 p.m. PDT. "We're thrilled to be able to feature these pictures in People," the magazine's managing editor Larry Hackett said in a statement to the AP. "They will delight our readers who have followed the growth of the Jolie-Pitt family."
The cost of the photos has yet to be officially disclosed, with most estimates ranging between $10 million and $15 million and any proceeds going straight to charity. Really, though, no charity is greater than the soft, pulsating glow sure to radiate forth from little Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, their infant peace held over from an extended, restful sojourn in the Presidential Suite of celebrity uteri. People got a bargain.

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Decebal
Posted 5:56 AM 2/8/08
Wonder how dissapointed Angie was when the kids came out white and blonde. Maybe if she keeps trying she will have a biological ethnic baby.
Decebal
kookla
Posted 5:41 AM 2/8/08
This is another reason why I am so grateful for the internet. In the olden days, you had to wait for the newspaper delivery truck at the corner newstand.
kookla
BowlingForDollars
Posted 5:27 AM 2/8/08
Really, how could they actually put a price on the deities?
BowlingForDollars
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 6:05 AM 2/8/08
@BowlingForDollars: I think they price deities slightly less than gods but above mere mortals.
Oxycontinmoron
gwendemarco
Posted 9:10 AM 2/8/08
I'll wait for the mug shots, thanks.
gwendemarco