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Zac Efron Joins Matt Damon's Weight Gain Club Just For Fun, Not For The Art Of Any Craft
Posted by Molly Friedman at 5:30 AM on July 18, 2008
It's pretty remarkable how someone as femme and shiny-haired as Zac Efron can achieve every man's goal of perfecting abs, biceps and pecs in the span of just one year. Last we checked, Zac was just a teenage song-and-dance kid who adored his skinny jeans collection, not a member of the Beefcake Of The Month club. As painful as this is to admit, we kind of, maybe, possibly may have had highly illegal and disturbingly hot dream scenarios in which we get to grab Zac's abs, biceps and pecs. As in the old version. Let us know if you agree after a quick look at how Scrawny Efron compares to McCounaghey Body Double Efron:
Yes, even with his hipster tighty stretch jeans and slim calves post-workout, Zac 1.0 was the epitome of our every tween to teen girl's fantasy boyfriend. He could sing! He could fake love for vocally decent but dancing-challenged Vanessa Hudgens! He won the gold medal for "Most Wanted" celebrity in something called The Celebrity Black Book in 2007! This new and improved (or as the Brits like to call it, "wee and weedy") transformation into a muscle-tee sporting poster child for steroids' unpleasant side effects has minimized our crush to shameful Kieran Culkin levels of perviness.
[Photo credits: Splash]
- FROM SCRAWNY SCHOOLBOY ZAC EFRON BULKS UP [Daily Mail]
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Victor Ward
Posted 6:56 AM 18/7/08
It appears as if he is no longer able to rest his arms at his side.
This new world in which I don't want to do Zac Efron is strange and somewhat frightening.
Victor Ward
NoGrumpys
Posted 6:46 AM 18/7/08
@NoWireHangers:
and Carrot Top
NoGrumpys
EuroDad
Posted 6:32 AM 18/7/08
@MrRewrite:
does that ever really stop them?
EuroDad
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:24 AM 18/7/08
He looks like a freak hybrid of Malibu Ken and GI Joe.
NoWireHangers
MrRewrite
Posted 6:21 AM 18/7/08
can he even drink legally yet?
MrRewrite
EuroDad
Posted 6:17 AM 18/7/08
@Old No.7:
i'm willing to deal with that
EuroDad
Lapinot
Posted 6:16 AM 18/7/08
Ick. Arm mumps.
Lapinot
Old No.7
Posted 6:08 AM 18/7/08
Vanessa might actually have to shave for her next set of pictures.
Old No.7
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 6:06 AM 18/7/08
Yeah, he and Chace Crawford could give Brad and Angelina a run for their money as hottest couple.
Oxycontinmoron
el smrtmnky
Posted 6:05 AM 18/7/08
how else are you going to get Chace Crawford to notice you?
el smrtmnky
kookla
Posted 6:00 AM 18/7/08
I'm with you. That Zac Efron is one of the purtiest girls out and about in Hollywood right now.
kookla
asketchymess
Posted 7:12 AM 18/7/08
His murse has def. gotten bigger too.
asketchymess
Juancho
Posted 7:00 AM 18/7/08
@NoWireHangers: Yet Ken and Joe still have less plastic in them.
Combined.
Juancho
Mephisto_Bonk
Posted 8:47 AM 18/7/08
Well, needing to hide the secondary effects of steroids does help to explain the frequent borrowing of Ms. Hudgens' foundation and blush.......
Mephisto_Bonk
TurdBlossom
Posted 8:37 AM 18/7/08
I hate myself for saying this but the kid is actually looking kinda hot.
TurdBlossom
Colonel Mustard
Posted 9:13 AM 18/7/08
SOLD!
Colonel Mustard
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention
Posted 3:13 PM 18/7/08
Wow, it is so obvious this kid is juicing so hard, his verga must be inverted.
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention
WGARefugee
Posted 4:10 PM 18/7/08
Madame Tussaud's has finally unleashed their fiendish army of wax robots and soon they will control...the world.
@Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention: Thanks for the spanish lesson!
WGARefugee
raincoaster
Posted 6:37 PM 18/7/08
@NoWireHangers: You just described my dream man.
I have no issue with this. Puuuuuuuurty. As long as he keeps the floppy hair, he can have me.
raincoaster
NoGrumpys
Posted 1:33 AM 19/7/08
corte
NoGrumpys
NoGrumpys
Posted 1:32 AM 19/7/08
solo tres pugadas de verga
muy trieste!!!
NoGrumpys
hirry
Posted 7:30 AM 18/7/08
That okay - he can put his arms down when he gets to school.
hirry
JCRJohnson
Posted 2:28 PM 22/7/08
Steroids? He is just barely out of skinny now and all that takes is actually doing something - anything - physical. In the before picture he looked like a twelve year old boy and the only way to stay that skinny in your twenties is to lift absolutely nothing heavier than your eye liner. I can understand were tweens find the skinny little boy look appealing since it is about as none threatening as you can get and still have a penis... and I suppose the chicken hawks like their submissive bottoms to look like that. But it is weird to see a slightly built guy considered too muscular. How freakin' inanimate are people to think that it takes steroids to look like a normal human male?
JCRJohnson