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Your SAG Vs. AFTRA Celebrity Turf War Map
Posted by Seth at 4:25 AM on July 3, 2008
You could slog, like we did, through Variety's mind-numbing accounting of which actors sided with the AFTRA agreement reached several weeks ago, which are aligning themselves with the cantankerously unbending SAG, and why. But wouldn't it be easier just to look at their accompanying Venn diagram, and get some instant bearings on where your favourite stars' guild loyalties lie? To spice things up, you can also pit the two sides in a variety of competitive scenarios far sexier than squabbling over pension and health contributions and terms. Which side would win a beach volleyball tournament? A kill-or-be-killed island survival week? A dance-off? A bathing-suit pageant? (George Clooney can either be applied to both teams, or neither. Peter Bart can only participate inasmuch as he likens any particularly satisfying victories to famous U.S. wartime battles.) Have fun!
- Stars choose sides in guild brawl [Variety]
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CrankYank
Posted 5:46 AM 3/7/08
Variety just fanning the flames. Though I never thought I'd see then day when Martin Sheen and Susan Sarandon would be on opposite sides of anything.
CrankYank
MissTicklebritches
Posted 5:33 AM 3/7/08
So, George Clooney is Switzerland. Huh.
MissTicklebritches
TurdBlossom
Posted 5:30 AM 3/7/08
Oooooh this is going to get UGLY. Wonder how many grudges this is going to launch?
TurdBlossom
Indiana Bento and the lost Temple of Citroens
Posted 5:12 AM 3/7/08
Well, we know Clooney is NOT on the WGA team. Can we have them all wear hockey jerseys and have them battle it out in the Hollywood and Highland parking garage armed only with plastic sporks?????
Indiana Bento and the lost Temple of Citroens
Scoregasm
Posted 4:46 AM 3/7/08
The mood in Atlanta just before Sherman burnt it down? No, comparing the Hollywood climate to any U.S. wartime situation just isn't as fun.
Also, the winners in the above scenarios would be SAG, AFTRA, AFTRA, and whoever doesn't have to judge the Martin Sheen versus Kevin Spacey bathing suit matchup.
Scoregasm
Benovite
Posted 7:22 AM 3/7/08
Awww..Kevin Spacey looks like a littol baby named Dewey.
Benovite