Yo, JCPenney: Eat. Our. Shorts.

· You might catch this cherished-Breakfast Club-memory-despoiling ad for JCPenney before PG and PG-13 rated movies this weekend. Yes, you too can look like you just raided Barry Manilow’s wardrobe! [creativity-online]
· Russell Brand was asked to host the MTV Video Music Awards in September, instantly elevating him to household who-the-fuck-is-that? status. [AP]
· Congratulations Marissa Jaret Winokur on giving birth to your first child, Zev Isaac Miller. (Which according to our Jew/Goy dictionary translates literally as “Levi Alves McConaughey.”) [People]
· Here’s video of Christian Bale telling a reporter to mind his own business. The transcript really didn’t do it justice: He can even turn a simple “no comment” into a deeply involving, multi-act affair. [ETOnline]
· Why Never to Believe a Publicist, Chapter MMMDCCCXC: That little Kelsey Grammer chest-hiccup? His heart stopped completely: “They had to blast me twice and get me started all over again.” [NY Times]

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