Won’t You Join Us In Marvelling At Helen Mirren’s Ridiculously Toned Physique?

By Jess McGuire on July 16, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Proving once and for all that she cannot actually be a real human being, but instead some sort of sexy fembot whose body never ages or rusts, Helen Mirren has been snapped in a bikini during a holiday in Italy.

OH. MY. GOD.

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Granted, Helen Mirren hasn’t weathered the body storm that is child-bearing, but still – the woman is about to turn sixty three, people. SIXTY THREE!

There are more depressingly stunning shots of the Oscar winning dame over at the Daily Mail. I can’t decide if they give me hope for the future, or just make me want to cry. Damn your older lady hotness, Helen. Damn it to bits.

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  • ragtimepiano
    July 18, 2008 at 12:02 PM

    Helen looks great, but so do many baby boomers past 60. And for those who never smoked are not plagued by facial wrinkles, as Helen is.

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