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Why Lindsay Lohan Is To Blame For Miley Cyrus' Latest Nude Photo Scandal
Posted by Molly Friedman at 3:25 AM on July 15, 2008
Another day, another provocative pictorial series starring a scantily clad Miley Cyrus. The latest batch of photos featuring the 15-year old Billion Dollar Girl staging her own personal Playboy Jr. shoot for boyfriend Nick Jonas has surfaced online, thanks to a hacker who claims he got a hold of everything on Miley's iPhone. We've already seen Miley's makeout sessions with various girls and boys, eating her clothes off and, of course, daringly flashing her bare back in Vanity Fair. But now we have the (uncomfortable) pleasure of seeing the then-14 year old showering in a wet t-shirt, photographing her widely seen midriff and, in a highly anticipated step closer to actual kiddie porn, totally topless. And judging by Miley's posing style, stances, and familiar Blow A Kiss act, this is not a matter of kids growin' up so fast these days. If you're looking to point fingers, look no further than original self-produced porn star Lindsay Lohan:
Over the weekend, an entrepreneurial online hacker going by the telling name of "Trainreq" posted the two photos of Miley playing dress-up with her iPhone and picking up on that whole wet t-shirt trend to the right and, according to alleged time stamps, they were taken in October 2007, meaning Miley had yet to blow out her 15th birthday candle. Adding an exclamation point to this latest Cyrus Photo Scandal is the hacker's claim that he has "worse pictures" than these. So where oh where could such an underage girl get the inspiration for "artfully" done point-and-zoom collections? Oh, right.
From her Where My Cokepants At? shoot with mother of the century Dina, to enlisting C-listers like Vanessa Minnillo to eat her top off for her, Lindsay Lohan has been a fan of grainy amateur photo shoots for years. Even an occasion as non-momentous as Jeremy Piven's birthday serves as an excuse to put on her best nude-hued bikini and imitate a call girl. So for those of you embarrassingly salivating at Miley and her prematurely dirty mind? Make sure to send a thank-you note to Lindsay and her bountiful assets, without which little girls everywhere wouldn't even know how to mangle their pout into "sexy" mode.
[Photo credits: Egotastic, AOL, Nerve]
- MILEY CYRUS (NOT) NAKED IN THE SHOWER, PLUS A WHOLE NEW SEX SCANDAL [Egotastic]
- MILEY CYRUS NUDE PHOTO [Allies Wireless]
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
jimmy
Posted July 15, 2008 3:39 PM
miley is such a skank I don't care what she says obvisouly she didnt take it Herself jonas did
thewaymouth
Posted July 16, 2008 1:12 AM
(This comment won't get approved but what the hell, someone at The Defamer will read it. Now if they'd only get it.)
Make sure to send a Thank You to slimeballs who hack into people's privacy, illegally obtain, sell & splatter stolen info & pics. Then make sure to send a Thank You to yourselves, for paying for and/or making money off of printing & publishing this embarrassing information. It is you who encourage & promote this reprehensible behavior.
In all of the above pictures, meant for private use only, Lindsay Lohan is not 14 but 20 years old. Two years prior, at the age of 18 (or even 17 w/parental permission), she was old enough to enlist, kill & get killed in an illegal war in Iraq.
Lindsay & Miley Cyrus are in show business where you grow up fast. Lindsay eventually went to jail for her too wild ways, & is currently on a multi-year probation. She has cleaned up her behavior & is acting like a professional. So why don't you point to that most current example being set?
You have no moral legs to stand on so get off your high horse. Stop trampling on the backs of Miley & Lindsay, with/whom you wouldn't have a damned job. Instead, just thank your lucky stars.
Hannah
Posted July 17, 2008 7:25 AM
i think miley cyrus is innocent, leave her alone for petes sake. miley is my idol and that will never change.....GO MILEY I LOVE YOU YOUR SO AWESOME...ily bye:)
Georgia
Posted July 26, 2008 9:50 PM
Im an islander from the nothern marianas island so i dont know much about what is going on but i know that miley knows what she is doing and even if its wrong people learn from there mistakes. come on now! give her a little room...im mileys #1 fan on this island!
TurdBlossom
Posted 4:28 AM 15/7/08
And cue the sanctimonious umbrage from the American Taliban with calls for burning all things Hannah Montannah and whines of "how am I supposed to explain this to my children?"
TurdBlossom
Passwordforgetter
Posted 3:48 AM 15/7/08
As Rudy Canosa would say: "LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"
Passwordforgetter
mothrafairy
Posted 5:34 AM 15/7/08
I smell desperation in Cyrusville (located just one sweet dream and a pinch of fairy-dust away from Cinderella's Castle).
The potential deal-breaker here is that Li'l Achy-Breaky seems to be getting--Egad!--homelier as she "ages." I bet that wasn't in the Manual.
mothrafairy
Leviticus_71
Posted 5:16 AM 15/7/08
Ditka's Rules for Life:
Rule #1:
Unless you're a porn star, don't take dirty (ish) photos of yourself...someone's bound to hack your I-phone, put up a website, and broadcast them for all to enjoy.
Rule #2:
Slick your hair back and start chomping on gum like you're trying to break you teeth. People will respect you. Like Ditka. If I could be like Dit-ka.
Leviticus_71
Old No.7
Posted 5:12 AM 15/7/08
Walt Disney's popsicle corpse just rolled over in its' cryogenic grave.
Old No.7
kookla
Posted 5:04 AM 15/7/08
Does Annie Liebowitz have an alibi?
kookla
Shumina
Posted 5:00 AM 15/7/08
That's a pretty tame picture. Call me when there's something I could go to jail for looking at.
Shumina
Miss Cast
Posted 7:51 AM 15/7/08
How much longer 'til she gets her "deviated septum" fixed?
Miss Cast
JudyPaceFace
Posted 1:42 PM 15/7/08
I see a Maggie Gyllenhaal-like career ahead for Miley
JudyPaceFace
JudyPaceFace
Posted 1:39 PM 15/7/08
Gotta agree, the child is homely.
JudyPaceFace
raincoaster
Posted 3:56 PM 15/7/08
@JudyPaceFace: Yep, she's working it hard, but there's not much material. Take away the eyeliner and you have the cashier at Dairy Queen.
Also, please tell her to retire the pruneface.
raincoaster
kylo4
Posted 7:51 AM 16/7/08
This is what happens to all of them. Then they are replaced and parents will buy the next star's product (who Disney is already preparing). It was Hilary Duff as Lizzie McGuire first, than she became 20 and it was Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana. The cycle will just go on and on as long as they're making loads of money.
kylo4
Rob_Peter_to_Pay_Paultard
Posted 12:47 AM 22/7/08
@mothrafairy: @JudyPaceFace: Meh, I don't she's homely, so much as average looking. At best, she's just pretty for sitting on the bus.
Rob_Peter_to_Pay_Paultard