Who Does Stoner Bear Seth Rogen Need To Blow To Get His Mellow On At A ‘Pineapple’ Rager?

We’re not sure how much we can rely on the trustworthiness of an item in Page Six about Seth Rogen’s Pineapple Express-party toking habits when the gossip sheet manages to misspell the popular actor’s surname three separate times—toppling previous record-holder Rosie “Rogaine” Perez as the world’s most formidable Seth Rogen name-mangler. That said, take it away Page Six:

JOVIAL actor Seth Rogan [sic] found out the hard way that just because it’s your premiere, doesn’t mean you can do anything you want.

Rogan [sic] was at the Maxim party for his new flick, “Pineapple Express,” on the rooftop of the Solamar Hotel in San Diego where, spies said, he was smoking a funny-smelling hand-rolled cigarette. One onlooker said, “He was told to put it out immediately or leave.” A rep for Rogan [sic]- who told Elle this month, “I have a terrible case of I-wanna- smoke-weed- all-day” - declined to comment.

Or leave? His own weed-movie party? That’s bogus. Frankly, we’re surprised Rogen didn’t pull out his current Stoned Actor’s Guild membership card, or wave a MedicAlert bracelet in security’s face with the phrase “Allergic to You Harshing on My Mellow” engraved on its underside.

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  • Desk_hack

    This is why you get a room in the hotel, movie star.

    Desk_hack

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    Next time, eat a brownie before the party.

    NoWireHangers

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    "Jovial" = Santa Claus like body and merriment

    NoWireHangers

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