‘Wear R Da Hot Student Babes 4 Me Lol?’: Warney’s Big Night Out

Just when you thought Shane Warne’s slightly tragic days of womanising were over, and it was all about wearing amazing sunglasses and playing in celebrity poker tournaments and saving orphaned kittens stuck in trees and stuff, well, I guess you were wrong.

Evidently Mr Baked Beans has been out on the tiles in London – and at nothing less than a students’ hangout! Top work, Warnie!

The 38-year-old sportsman enjoyed a solo night out at the exclusive Mahiki club in London’s posh Mayfair – a popular haunt with young royals and Girls Aloud members.

Despite his infamous reputation as a wild ladies man, Warne left the club alone, possibly after realising he was nearly 20 years older than most of the clientele.

So far so disappointing, but the best part of this whole story is the second photo The Daily Mail have included in the story:

The caption reads “Shane Warne ignores the pretty young females outside the club“, but I think the look on Shane’s face says something more like “Don’t look at their bums, don’t look at their bums, don’t look at their bums… Oh Jesus, I accidentally looked at her bosom… Okay, focus, focus, look at that interesting building across the street… Just keep moving…”

Shane Warne, Defamer Australia salutes you! And then asks you where you’ve been and who you’ve been out with at this time of the morning, and tells you your dinner is cold and sitting in the oven and you can sleep on the couch tonight.