Wanna Become A Member Of Hot Young Hollywood? Take Your Top Off Already!
Posted by Molly Friedman at 9:20 AM on July 19, 2008
So earlier this week we suggested tween queen of homemade kiddie porn Miley Cyrus just may have been inspired by a former teen queen of homemade, visually intoxicated porn. And, sordid as it may be, much of the Hannah Montana star's fame outside of the flyover states is quite possibly due to all those "scandalous" photos that keep popping up. Which is a good thing in the world of "All press is...", right? And here to provide some guidance in answering that question are established troublemaker and pot princess Mischa Barton and future troublemaker Hayden Panettiere.
In the span of two days, Nylon magazine released photos from their August cover star missing various amounts of clothing, while Candies-ad girl Hayden just posed for some provocative (for an 18-year old, at least) pics in order to promote her upcoming pop album. Yes, that sweet sweaty smell of exploitation filling your nostrils? Once again, thank Lindsay Lohan. A closer look at all four naughty girls and their dirty pictures, after the jump:

Though the Nylon spread is admittedly gorgeous, the uncanny resemblance between these topless shots and Lindsay's myriad "artful" topless, backless, panty-less photos is pretty clear. Even Gwyneth caught on to the secret backbone-baring method towards stardom back in her call girl days.

And as for Hayden, who's already learned what a little cheerleader's uniform can do for her growing group of male fans, decides to go one step further and just pull a Miley by showing her tummy off to all interested parties. Counting down the seconds until either a bare back or, more likely, the highly effective full-frontal appears in a glossy. And yes, it's probably a matter of seconds.
[Photo credits: Nylon, Daily Mail]
- OOH LA LA! MISCHA EXPOSED [Nylonmag.com]
- HEROES STAR HAYDEN PANETTIERE VAMPS UP TO LAUNCH HER POP CAREER [Daily Mail]
Tags: celebrity nudity | gwyneth paltrow | hayden panettiere | lindsay lohan | miley cyrus | mischa barton | nylon magazine | topless tweens | vanity fair

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Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 10:13 AM 19/7/08
Big deal, we're becoming more like Italy and France, where boobs sell shampoo and mufflers! Let the suggestive hand gestures and kiss-kiss noises begin!
Huge Tracts of Land
Breadbowl
Posted 10:09 AM 19/7/08
With the massive amounts of porn driving the internet, are these cheeky pics really scandalous? Hayden is one lucky break away from "Ho-roes 5 - Bang the Cheerleader, Save My Boner."
Breadbowl
Shumina
Posted 10:05 AM 19/7/08
I'm finding myself...uninspired.
Shumina
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 9:43 AM 19/7/08
prostitution without the penetration, huh hayden? mediocre talent means spreading the legs ladies and gents. fuck talent. in fact, that should be the motto for this industry.
bess marvin, girl detective
Old No.7
Posted 9:35 AM 19/7/08
Gentlemen, start your boners.
Old No.7
kookla
Posted 10:39 AM 19/7/08
@Old No.7: You are on a roll today! I am LOLing over here.
kookla
random_play
Posted 11:21 AM 19/7/08
@Huge Tracts of Land: Never!
Wait, throw in some of that really good cheese and we'll talk.
random_play
Losin_it
Posted 1:18 PM 19/7/08
@kookla: He's been on a roll for like a month. Hilarious.
Losin_it
JacobFreeze
Posted 10:48 PM 21/7/08
Mischa's hippy-with-a-daisy look is about as erotic as ipecac.
JacobFreeze