‘Us Weekly’ Liveblogs Sarah Silverman’s Post-Jimmy Kimmel-Breakup Brunch Of Despair

We don’t know how many more young Hollywood power-couple breakups our hearts can bear: Days after learning that Drew Barrymore would never again look the Mac Guy in his built-in iSights, cooing, “You’re so unbelievably special and have a huge, amazing heart. You really do have the soul of a manatee—free and strong and beautiful,” out of the side of her mouth, comes word now that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel’s open-fucking-relationship is no longer. (Sure, this seems like Matt Damon’s perfect opportunity to swoop in and bag the potty-mouthed Jewess of his dreams, but we’d argue that it was the illicit nature of their mini-bar rendezvous that really fuelled the affair. Now that she’s available, we doubt we’ll be hearing any musical odes to fat Damon moustache rides.) While their flacks would only offer, “Jimmy and Sarah will have no further comment,” usmagazine.com spotted Silverman with “a male friend” at WeHo bruncherie Hugo’s, where they obsessively chronicled her every menu choice, facial expression, and A-list tableside condolence: