Tiny Handlers In Eddie Murphy’s Head Prevent Him From Attending ‘Meet Dave’ Premiere

There’s a reason publicists are accustomed to marking the star of Meet Dave on Hollywood guest lists as “Murphy, Eddie; +/- 1,” and never was it more apparent than at yesterday’s premiere, where the PG-13-ghettoized actor was a last-minute no-show. A frustrated insider took to the DataLounge message boards to vent:

THIS is why Eddie Murphy lost the Oscar.
And why he’s so hated in Hollywood.