The Spot Where Andy Dick Filled Up On Beer And Wings Before His Teen-Fondling Arrest: Revealed!

If you are anything like us, when you first learned of Andy Dick’s arrest outside Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta early this morning, your first reaction was this: “Buffalo Wild Wings?” followed shortly thereafter by, “Murrieta?” Thankfully, this KCAL report filed from the scene of the alleged teen-fondling crime fills in all the missing pieces. SEE! The depressing cookie-cutter suburban shopping centre parking lot! HEAR! The reporter describe Dick as “intoxicated” and having “urinated.” THRILL! To the Buffalo Wild Wings patio furniture. We understand a portion of the proceeds from every order of a dozen garlic suicides sold tonight goes to the local Andy Dick Bike-By-Groping Victims’ Network.

• Andy Dick Arrested For Alleged Sexual Battery [KCAL]