The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation

If you’ve looked at the Internet at all this past week, you’ve probably gleaned that there’s something going on with Madonna, Guy Ritchie, A-Rod and, most recently, Lenny Kravitz. A lot has happened in a very short time and, quite possibly, many of you haven’t been able to keep up. But don’t feel ashamed, that’s what we’re here for! Just read our handy dandy guide to the action after the jump and you’ll have plenty to talk about at your 4th of July BBQ.

· Towards the end of June, reports started surfacing that Madonna and Guy Ritchie were getting a divorce.

· Soon after, it came out that Madonna was having an affair with A-Rod, a married baseball player on the much-hated Yankees. Madonna’s publicist issued a denial, which means that it’s totally true.

· Then, it was reported that A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, was “spending a lot of time” with Lenny Kravitz, who, coincidentally, has also banged Madonna.

· And to top it all off, today, announcements surfaced that A-Rod and his wife were separating, thereby adding credence to both the Madonna rumours and the Lenny Kravitz rumors.

See, it’s not that complicated after all. And it looks like everybody’s getting what they want in the end. Madonna’s got A-Rod, C-Rod’s got Lenny Kravitz, and Guy Ritchie… well, he’s got his mildly successful film career. Hooray!