'Surfer, Dude' Confirms Matthew McConaughey's Schtick Not So Cute When You're Required To Pay For It
Posted by Seth at 10:20 AM on July 22, 2008
Just two weeks after Matthew McConaughey had his first child, he's already lost the pregnancy weight. If that's not reason enough to hate him, there's also this trailer for Surfer, Dude (if you're confused by that comma, just wait until you watch the the video!), a stoner comedy for people turned off by Pineapple Express's high production values and ability to elicit laughter. What's going on here? Well, several famous weed-enthusiasts (Woody Harrelson, Willie Nelson) have contributed their talents to a project seemingly conceived not to send up McConaughey's reputation, but rather to enable it: The entire thing seems like it was shot in short bursts between surfing runs and rent-a-car hotboxing opportunities, by the very same P.A.s who sauntered up to McConaughey in Malibu with tar-stained outline in hand, pledging, "We'd throw paparazzi down for you, brah."
- Surfer Dude [IMDb]

Just two weeks after Matthew McConaughey
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metroville
Posted 10:32 AM 22/7/08
In the end, presumably, they put together a Bikini Car Wash to pay for Willie Nelson's heart surgery?
metroville
jasonelias
Posted 11:24 AM 22/7/08
Looks like they grafted clips and ideas from McConaughey's increasingly stupefying oeuvre and decided to make a movie around it.
jasonelias
EuroDad
Posted 11:20 AM 22/7/08
what.
the.
fuck.
i don't understand; is it a movie, or just a documentary of Matthew & Woody's real lives?
EuroDad
enriquez the water bottle
Posted 11:13 AM 22/7/08
This looks retarded.
No witty comment. It doesn't deserve that.
enriquez the water bottle
DrFeelgood
Posted 11:51 AM 22/7/08
Look out Dark Knight!
DrFeelgood
uncle_wiggly
Posted 11:50 AM 22/7/08
I'm not a fan of the McConnaghy/Harrelson oevres, but I might actually pay to see that. It has the feel of those low budget films that screened at drive-ins in the '70s, then disappeared forever.
uncle_wiggly
JacobFreeze
Posted 11:46 AM 22/7/08
Give this project some credit for setting up Seth's zinger:
"We'd throw paparazzi down for you, brah."
JacobFreeze
Chicago_Mo
Posted 12:16 PM 22/7/08
A couple bong hits, big bag of popcorn, why not.
Chicago_Mo
Old No.7
Posted 1:11 PM 22/7/08
I take back the criticism I said regarding Hollywood remakes, if this is what's considered original new material.
Old No.7
kookla
Posted 1:17 PM 22/7/08
All that was missing was the disclaimer that "No paparizzi were harmed in the making of this film."
kookla
hughman
Posted 2:12 PM 22/7/08
i'm confused. is this a documentary? are there nude scenes with Matthew" what haven't we seen?
hughman
saltwater
Posted 12:12 AM 23/7/08
Countdown to reading "Surfer dud." Who will it be?
saltwater
saltwater
Posted 12:11 AM 23/7/08
Blue Cringe.
saltwater
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 2:30 AM 23/7/08
Matt looks good for 50.
Little Mintz Sunshine
NoWireHangers
Posted 3:23 AM 23/7/08
I can find solace in knowing that at least a few seagulls had to have shat on Matt during the shooting.
NoWireHangers
readingisforkids
Posted 3:41 AM 23/7/08
so pitted brah......so pitted
readingisforkids
pissedoffprogressive
Posted 4:56 AM 23/7/08
surfer, douche
pissedoffprogressive
encinoman
Posted 12:45 AM 24/7/08
No reefer, uh, reefs, was harmed in the making of this film.
encinoman
suicideking
Posted 3:14 AM 24/7/08
Matthew McConaughey is to Surfer Brody -
as Pepperoni Sausage Pizza is to Glatt Kosher.
suicideking