Sunday Rose Round-Up

As predicted, little Sunday Rose Kidman Urban continues to be a source of incredible non-news, whether it be Nic and Keith – OMG! – leaving the hospital to go home, or Sunday Rose burping, or Keith Urban going to the kitchen for a Milo and a Milk Arrowroot, we’re sure to be updated on every minute detail of her young life.

So, I give you this “source”-based news, via about twenty different actual news sources:

The new mum and her singer husband are undecided whether to release a photograph of the newborn tot, but if they do it will be for free, reports The Sydney Morning Herald.

A source said, “They don’t think it’s appropriate to make deals. They are still deciding how they feel about (it) – if and when they will release a photo at all. But they realise there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that.

“Nicole and Keith have been enjoying their first few days at home with their firstborn tot – Nicole is thinking about things like breastfeeding right now.”

Mmm, substantialicious!

Seriously, though, the whole Sunday Rose hysteria did lead to at least one bit of notable journalism – News Ltd blogger Jack Marx whipped up a very funny post beating the unimaginitive punning subeditors of the world to the punch with a lifetime of Sunday Rose-related headlines. My favourites are:

What A Difference A Day Makes
A sure Walkley winner should it accompany photos of Sunday laughing along with Nicole’s publicist, Wendy Day.

Mostly Stormy But A Cool Change Sunday
Should suit a series of paparazzi pics showing Sunday in a dreadful mood then, at last, smiling coyly for the cameras.

Go to it, you’ll lose less brain cells than you will reading the women’s mags.