Stephen Baldwin Will Leave The Country If Barack Obama Becomes President!
So, the other day on Fox News, amidst a rant about Obama's support from the liberal Hollywood elite, the decidedly un-elite Stephen Baldwin told Laura Ingram that he'll leave the country if Barack gets elected. Obviously, the knee-jerk reaction here is to say, "Then we'd better do our best to make sure that happens." You can see it on Baldwin's face right after he makes his statement. He knows he's gonna get murdered in the blogsphere. But that's not happening here. Not today. I like Baldwin, and I'd be sad not to have him as a citizen of our country.
So, the other day on Fox News, amidst a rant about Obama's support from the liberal Hollywood elite, the decidedly un-elite Stephen Baldwin told Laura Ingram that he'll leave the country if Barack gets elected. Obviously, the knee-jerk reaction here is to say, "Then we'd better do our best to make sure that happens." You can see it on Baldwin's face right after he makes his statement. He knows he's gonna get murdered in the blogsphere. But that's not happening here. Not today. I like Baldwin, and I'd be sad not to have him as a citizen of our country.Consider the evidence: Dude was pretty charming in Threesome, and Bio-Dome isn't that bad either. Sure he's a born-again Christian and kind of a douche-y blowhard, but he's so amusing, that it more than makes up for it. Remember how freakin' awesome he was on Celebrity Apprentice? Every time he said, "Mr. Trump" and pretended he was smart, it sent shivers up my spine.
So really, it's up to you America. Do you want a president who might get us out of Iraq, fix heathcare, and inspire hope and change all over the world? Or, do you want to keep Stephen Baldwin in the USA where he belongs? I, for one, am voting McCain.
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@Shazzer:
I would not take beats on McCain winning or Obama doing the same. Bear in mind the photo of a gleeful Truman holding the "Dewey Wins!" headline over his head. Sometimes voters blindside the media.
Cacafuego
If the politicians don't keep their promises, why should the celebrities?
Bush - No New Taxes!
Babs - I'm Outta Here!
CourageousCoward
Didn't his bro Alec threaten to leave if Bush was elected?
This is such a loser move -- after the election's over, people actually expect you to make good on your threats. Although if Alec left, we probably wouldn't have 30 Rock. And that's the one thing I guess I owe the Bush Administration.
Doreen DelPurgatorio
@Cacafuego: Hard to find truer words than those, friend.
TheQuestion
@Cacafuego: "A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker." - H.L. Mencken
ColbertNation
Celebrity Apprentice fund-raiser challenge
Steven call everyone you know!
Dial tone...
Juggernaut
Holy crap. I thought this guy was dead.
laura23
As someone who actually made good on a threat to leave the U.S. when Dubya was (s)elected (the first time)...I wouldn't hold my breath for "Born Again" Baldwin to go anywhere when McCain gets trounced in November.
That being said, Babs, Susan and Rosanna are welcome here in Vikingland anytime!
Shazzer
he's just pissed because he was angling to be the new Bibleman before he found out ol' Wille boy changed his mind.
DrAftershave
For born-again and sober, he looks like shit. Betcha anything brother Daniel avoids him like the plague.
Tiger_Tanaka
@kookla: I heard he doesn't care about Barack puppets.
meaghan2k
@mothrafairy:
Anyone expecting a politican to make life easier or better for the human race (or even the people who vote for them) hasn't been paying attention the last century or so.
"Meet your New Boss: Same as the Old Boss."
Cacafuego
Would anyone notice his absence?
tmp00
Apparently, if I'm reading between the lines on Wikipedia correctly, he became a born-again Christian as a result of a combination of 9-11 and having his balls waxed:
"Baldwin became a Born Again Christian shortly after the September 11 attacks...He talks frequently about his conversion experience, which involved a middle-aged Brazilian housekeeper."
WGARefugee
@mothrafairy: Well said. When the mass of nitwits get stars in their eyes, look out. Good things rarely result.
Losin_it
@EuroDad: Well you know, once you go Barack...
kookla
Please, if I hear the words "hope" and "change" tossed around so trivially yet again I'll eat my own toes. I wonder how many starry eyed nitwits drunk off the last year and a half of campaigning are going to name their newborn infants "Hope" and "Change." There'll be a rash of "Changes," alright.
That being said, I'd wager that a donkey's ass like Baldwin could afford to relocate no farther than San Juan. So technically he won't be leaving the country, but Long may he trouble the P-Rican shores.
mothrafairy
There's barely one place left for him to go: Direct to video.
DrFeelgood
@kookla:
what?! why, some of his best friends are Barack!
EuroDad
Stephen Baldwin doesn't like Barack people?
kookla
Oh dear. We're about to lose a member of one of the two power families in Hollywood. What's next, Rosanna Arquette threatens to move to Sweden?
meaghan2k
But where does he go? Belarus? Singapore? Saudi Arabia?
Admore
We're still waiting for Barbra Streisand and Susan Sarandon to leave because George Bush was elected. Twice. And they said they would leave both times.
dluvvly
They can't come here. Canada's closed for renovations.
TurdBlossom
I will not stand for a world where contestants from Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge can't be free to entertain the American populace without the specter of Barack Obama and his cabal of elitists always hanging over them! Join me! Stand up for freedom!
/waves flag
/marches around room humming Battle Hymn of the Republic
Scoregasm
@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: And, of course that came out backwards, dummy. I'm definitely voting Obama if he'll take Billy with him. Stop trying to work and snark, as you suck at it.
AmazonRedheadedUberVixen
And what would we have to contribute, via a tag-day or a bake-sale, to assure us that the rest of the talentless and ugly Baldwin tribe would join him in his hegira out of our Happy Nation ?
These vapid half-wit Thespians think, I guess, that, a lot like high school drama society - if you're a star in a play, you can be a TOTAL stroke-off and everyone will LOVE your misbehaviour and will continue to love and revere you.
Not quite, Baldwin-Boobs.
Your marginal talents have all run their respective courses and we are DONE with you all.
None of you are YOUNG anymore and the looks have LEFT YOU.
Fat, paunchy Thespians are on every street corner - even in Chicago, boyos.
So go Fuck Yourselves.
FlangeSqueal
I'll consider voting for McCain if he promises to take Billy with him.
AmazonRedheadedUberVixen
and crying Stephen Baldwin reading these comments on Fox News in 3...2...
el smrtmnky
Keyzer Soze needs to pay someone a visit. Apparently he didn't finish the job.
Stylist Mick