Young pretty - and rich - people fucking. With photographs. At attractive locations. I like it.

What's your problem kids? I mean other than the affront represented by not wholly matching pair of breasts?

junkie

@Werrick: I like you.

Molly Friedman

Further proof that most humans are really just trailer park trash. Frankly, I'm fine with that since my hobbies are "judging", "mockery" and "condescension".

Little Mintz Sunshine

@marie123:

If you honestly pity them, then I pity you.

Yes, they paid a price for the lifestyle they live, but let's not pretend they aren't making out like BANDITS in the deal.

In exchange for a lack of privacy, they are allowed to behave exactly as they do, in public, and get away with it.

Marie, as whatever supreme being you may or may not believe in as my witness, I hope someday you may pity me for being similarly afflicted...

Plankton420

But she looooooves him.

shag_carpet_bomb

Kids? Marriage? Who cares about any of that. This is 2008! You go, Sienna. Rules, respect, loyalty, and class are SO 1950....we've moved past all of that.

Losin_it

If he were married with only 2 children, would oral be permissible? What if they were married in a Samoan ceremony of questionable legality resulting in one partially deaf kid and a ferret? Could they then cop a feel in a row boat?

OldTowneTavern

Sienna Miller has got to have an Angel Vagina judging from the amount of men that will leave family and friends to visit.. Don't get it..

DanLar75

Her boobs are boring, this man is a yutz, next please.

Huge Tracts of Land

@formerlyzivah: As my prior identity (Scout) was banned today, I don't think you're alone in your opinion!

Scout 2.0

Balthazar Getty may be greasier than Brandon Davis. I had to say it.

Juancho

@marie123: Personally, I'd be thrilled to have paparazzi skulking about in my yard. I'd also like to have two huge goons with wires dangling out of their ears accompany me everywhere I go.

WGARefugee

@marie123: Damn, don't admire THEM...oy

marie123

Which paps are taking credit for the photos?

I don't admire if they're having an affair and pity his wife/kids...but (even though they're supposed to accept it as part of the "fame" contract) I'd HATE the thought that paparazzi are following me around, skulking in my yard and snapping photos when I'm looking or acting my worst. I pity them.

Guess it's easier all around to access and stalk celebrities and their secret deeds than it is to catch assholes with actual POWER in the act...i.e. hypocritical congressmen or their pundit-shithead allies trolling for jailbait or hard drugs...

Menh.

marie123

@Scout: Sure, but it doesn't make her cunt "over-taxed." I mean, come on.

formerlyzivah

Sienna is so desperate for relvancy that I think she is going to set her sights on a certain Ms. Lohan next...

Breadbowl

@formerlyzivah: Married and with 4 children? Unacceptable.

Scout

@Scout: Charming. God forbid a woman have more than one lover over the course of her life.

formerlyzivah

What a disappointment.

Sienna Miller used to be so respectable (actressly speaking). She wore great outfits and had a steady relationship with Jude Law and seemed charming in her interviews. She had the world at her feet.

Now she's a vile, shameless, has-been with an over-taxed cunt. I can't help but think that many other women would have made more of the opportunities afforded to her.

Scout

@CourageousCoward: I'm embarrassed to know this, but it's "Getty and his wife have been separated for a long time."
@Werrick: They are different sizes. As are most women's.

formerlyzivah

So what comes after "Just friends" in the publicists' "Pat Response Handbook?"

CourageousCoward

@Werrick: I think you're correct. I also think one is looking off in another direction.

scroll_lock

Is it me or is one boob bigger than the other?

I'm a strange duck... I really like reading this site, and Gawker, and I love commenting, but ultimately I have absolutely no real attachment to any of these people, these complete strangers.

But I absolutely love saying nasty things about them.

That being said, the boob question is real... is it the picture or some malfunction of mine in my brain, or are they actually two different sizes?

Werrick

@raincoaster: Agreed. I get the feeling she knows she's ovulating, her fingers are crossed, legs are open and Elizabeth Hurleys phone number is on speed dial.

DrFeelgood

But she's looking slightly worse than fortysomething crackster Tatum O'Neil. Jeebus, the power of the makeup trailer strikes again.

raincoaster

He's acting like a man with a iron clad pre-nup.
She's acting like a idiot.

DrFeelgood

Okay, I've been sitting here trying to think of something witty or insightful or witheringly clever to say about this, and i finally have to conclude...

I just don't give a shit.

Some lady and some guy who shouldn't be fucking each other, are. This is happening all the time, everywhere -- what difference does it make to me where the two impulse-control-deficient people work?

*sigh*

Still, I suppose it is refreshing to have such solid proof.

[shudder...]

Gonna go listen to "Ænema" over and over until I feel clean(ish) again.

Plankton420

I don't know which is more sordid--the people in the pictures or the fact that the paparazzo watched them for hours.

WGARefugee

She was good in "Interview" and "Factory Girl" but c'mon, Sienna! Standing topless on an balcony, in front of an open door, whatever - with your married lover? NOT the way to get noticed for your acting ability...

Allie Anne

@kookla: Muskrat love?

Losin_it

@kookla: hah!

el smrtmnky

Look everyone! It's The Captain and Shlemiel.

kookla

So why are we supposed to be shocked, again?

Cam/ron

It would actually shock me more, to see Sienna with a top on.

Old No.7

I think B. Getty read The Unbearable Lightness of Being and figured a sailor hat works just as well as a bowler hat.

Sloth