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Rosie Perez Has Nothing But Praise For Her 'Pineapple Express' Co-Star Seth Rogaine
Posted by Seth at 6:40 AM on July 22, 2008
A movie set can often be a busy place—so many people! Doing so many different things!—so a hardworking actress like Rosie Perez can be forgiven if she occasionally slips up on a makeup girl or AD's name. But what about, say, shitting the bed when crediting the star of her current movie, who also happens to be to the writer, on a national TV appearance? Wait—we're not done yet. Now, let's say she doesn't just mispronounce it, but replaces it entirely with a popular men's hair-restoration product. What then? We're torn, ourselves. On the one hand, Perez is just about cute enough to get away with it. On the other, did you really think his name is Seth Rogaine, Rosie? Like, really? Are we next to hear about your exciting guest arc on The Bad Mother's Handbook starring Propecia Silverstone?
A movie set can often be a busy place—so many people! Doing so many different things!—so a hardworking actress like Rosie Perez can be forgiven if she occasionally slips up on a makeup girl or AD's name. But what about, say, shitting the bed when crediting the star of her current movie, who also happens to be to the writer, on a national TV appearance? Wait—we're not done yet. Now, let's say she doesn't just mispronounce it, but replaces it entirely with a popular men's hair-restoration product. What then? We're torn, ourselves. On the one hand, Perez is just about cute enough to get away with it. On the other, did you really think his name is Seth Rogaine, Rosie? Like, really? Are we next to hear about your exciting guest arc on The Bad Mother's Handbook starring Propecia Silverstone?
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Oxycontinmoron
Posted 7:32 AM 22/7/08
Hey! Back off! Rosie knows five fruits that start with the letter "Q!"
Oxycontinmoron
Leviticus_71
Posted 7:29 AM 22/7/08
Is there some rule that celebrities shown Douche-ing it up on Defamer has to be from Letterman? Do they all take stupid pills before sitting down in the gap toothed hosts chair?
Leviticus_71
TenTimesFiltered
Posted 7:23 AM 22/7/08
@Old No.7: For some reason I thought you meant Emmett Brown. And Jiggawatts.
TenTimesFiltered
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 7:20 AM 22/7/08
I'm sure this is some kind of regional dialect problem and not some kind of brain malfunction. Well, not SUPER sure. Mildly sure.
Huge Tracts of Land
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 7:05 AM 22/7/08
Well if the comedy thing doesn't work out at least he has the hair-care fortune to fall back on.
Oxycontinmoron
Old No.7
Posted 6:55 AM 22/7/08
She & Emmitt Smith should never procreate.
(This joke is much funnier when read on Deadspin)
Old No.7
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:51 AM 22/7/08
At least Seth isn't balding.
NoWireHangers
shutupitsmine
Posted 8:04 AM 22/7/08
How hard do you have to shake her to make her stop talking like Bettie Boop? Has anyone done the scientific study?
shutupitsmine
showboat
Posted 8:38 AM 22/7/08
I remember when she presented an MTV Movie Award to "Edward Forelorn" for his work in Terminator 2.
showboat
WGARefugee
Posted 8:26 AM 22/7/08
I'm so enamored of Rosie Perez that I would convert to Puerto Rican just to be with her.
But there's just one thing that confuses me. Rosie has a twin, Carmen, whom, according to IMDB is 8 years younger than she is.
WGARefugee
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 9:00 AM 22/7/08
Female pattern dumbness! Teehee!
Nice rack though.
Trixie from Toronto
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 8:58 AM 22/7/08
I think she is cute enough to get away with it.
shag_carpet_bomb
whitekidinflatbush
Posted 11:46 AM 22/7/08
I still remember about ten years ago when she told Dave she drove a "Zuzu Tupa".
whitekidinflatbush
WGARefugee
Posted 12:12 PM 22/7/08
She had me at "these cleep".
WGARefugee
TVDinner
Posted 12:09 PM 22/7/08
Come on, she's bilingual, and sometimes you get the phonemes mixed up.
And yes: she *is* cute enough to get away with it.
TVDinner
Topsyjane
Posted 4:09 PM 22/7/08
She's like the new Charro. "I hope I am not misconscrewed".
Topsyjane