If you're a particularly glam lady, known more for your extensive and jealousy-inducing collection of Hermes Birkin Bags and designer duds than you are for, say, stepping out in a tracksuit to get some milk and fags from the shops, what would be more terrifying for you: your plane nearly blowing up because a bird is sucked through the engine, or being seen in your airline-issue PJs?

If you are Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham, you will choose the latter option.

Passengers screamed as the pilot slammed on the brakes and the plane screeched to a halt.

Fire crews were called on to the runway to douse the craft's overheated brakes with foam.

It was then that the horrifying scale of the disaster really hit home for Victoria -- she realised she was wearing standard-issue aircraft pyjamas and no make-up.

The Spice Girl launched into the emergency position and grabbed her high heels, designer clobber and lipstick.

She then stayed on the cancelled Los Angeles to London carrier to complete her showbiz transformation while the other passengers were bussed back to the terminal.

Atta girl, Victoria - you don't want to break the fourth wall... or whatever.

Do you think she even owns casual clothes? Or is she just like Our Alannah Hill, who thinks casual clothes and flat shoes are "disturbing"?

 

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