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PETA Would Rather Tinker With Sharon Stone's Brain Than Wear Fur
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 9:00 AM on July 4, 2008
It's no secret that Sharon Stone is batshit crazy. But while most people laugh and make snarky comments (like us), the folks at PETA have decided to actually do something about it. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals organisation is offering Ms. Stone one free brain scan in an effort to improve her compassion. And compassion is something that she has been lacking lately. Not only did she suggest that those terrible earthquakes in China were the result of bad karma for how they treat Tibet, she also frequently wears fur. See how PETA thinks they can help her after the jump.
Ingrid Newkirk, the president of PETA, writes:
"Given that millions of people... were killed, injured, and left homeless by the recent earthquake in China, everyone was shocked to hear you dismiss the devastating effects of this disaster."However, your cavalier attitude did not come as a surprise to us. We are used to the indifference that you flaunt and the callous remarks that you make about the suffering and death of the animals whose fur you wear so often.
"Scientific studies suggest that the prefrontal regions of the brains of people who lack empathy might be underdeveloped. Here's our offer: Would you allow PETA to pay for a scan of the prefrontal region of your brain to determine if comments and actions that seem to demonstrate a lack of empathy are the result of a physical defect?"
Maybe PETA is onto something here. After all, the actress did suffer a brain hemorrhage in 2001. Could that be what's causing her to do things like accuse P. Diddy of spending all his money on crack? Eh, probably not. She was pretty nuts before 2001 as well. Looks like PETA has their work cut out for them.
- SHARON STONE - PETA OFFERS STONE A BRAIN SCAN [Contact Music]
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Old No.7
Posted 9:35 AM 4/7/08
It takes a braindead stupid fuck, to recognize one of its' own.
Old No.7
TurdBlossom
Posted 9:19 AM 4/7/08
I suddenly want to eat a bucket of KFC in front of a group of horrified PETA onlookers. Evil is an art form.
TurdBlossom
tmp00
Posted 9:15 AM 4/7/08
I'd rather have crazy, fur-clad Sharon Stone on the next barstool than pinched, humorless Ingrid Newkirk, thanks.
tmp00
Losin_it
Posted 9:11 AM 4/7/08
The part of my brain that controls my empathy for animals is right now telling me to go get a cheeseburger.
Losin_it
WGARefugee
Posted 10:01 AM 4/7/08
These PETA zealots remind me of all the holier than thou LUGs I've clashed with at college bars.
WGARefugee
Arceus
Posted 10:49 PM 4/7/08
@TurdBlossom: If evil is an art form, then you are definitely not an artist.
Arceus
raincoaster
Posted 9:03 AM 5/7/08
Someone should give her and Sean Young their own show: Cougar Attack! Reality or not...with those two, it's hard to tell anyway.
raincoaster
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 10:53 AM 5/7/08
@ Meat-Frenzy Comments: You guys are are in big monkey do-do if karma is the correct answer you know.
I'd rather stick up for animals that live relatively simple, peaceful, and natural lives than animals like... well, humans.
"Good" Crazy...
DrFeelgood
Posted 1:14 PM 5/7/08
Just run a Voight-Kampf test on her.
We all know the answer already: Replicant.
DrFeelgood
Losin_it
Posted 2:11 AM 6/7/08
It seems like it should easily be possible to disapprove of the pointless brutality to animals without engaging in PETA's kindergarten terror tactics. They are the self-righteous gone wild-- now they are actually telling people that if you don't agree with their agenda, you must somehow be brain damaged? Enough already.
Losin_it
Oxytone
Posted 9:24 AM 6/7/08
Hey Peta: the 8th graders at the junior high called, they want their insults back.
Oxytone
genehuntlover
Posted 12:13 PM 7/7/08
@Old No.7: I like the cut of you jib sir.
Really? Really PETA. Since when does Peta care about people, let alone people in China. How easy is it to seem more compassionate that Sharon Stone. Smells like more of the same from their fake bleeding hearts.
@"Good" Crazy...:
Go ahead take the easy way out just like they do. Don't think for your self, just be unoriginal and callow. While your at it, why don't juxtapose some images of genocide with livestock to scare more people into believing your point. While I do not know any meat barons personally(nor do I advocate genocide), my tiny sinful Omnivorous mind believes livestock is food not a group that decrease my quality of life and need to be annihilated from the face of the earth.
I want to see the end of wasteful and damaging Factory Farming in my life time but I'm not prepared to kill people to do so. Are you? PETA is. I would much prefer to realize that the dollar is my voice and support small local farmers rather that funnel money to Eco-Terrorists that carry out the same disregard for life as the businesses the seek to demonize. Perhaps if PETA used some of that "non profit" money to pay artists and writers they wouldn't have rely on shock and awe to get their point across. Creativity and true compassion can change peoples minds if you give it an honest attempt.
genehuntlover