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Paris Hilton's Genitals Finally Go Legit In 'Repo: The Genetic Opera'
Posted by Seth at 10:50 AM on July 29, 2008
If—and that's a mighty big if—you've been clamoring for a glimpse of Repo: The Genetic Opera, the rock musical Paris Hilton has been plugging on every one of her dozen or so conciliatory David Letterman appearances, well, then, do we have good news for you. Just days after its U.S. premiere at Comic-Con, a clip of the movie—which takes place in a horrific future in which everything looks like mid-'90s Meatloaf video—has surfaced on YouTube. And wouldn't you know it: it just so happens to be Hilton's big number! Flanked by her two Black Party-rejectee henchmen, the triple-threatening heiress makes the most of her cameo, playing, as best as we can figure, a really terrible singer in a Bettie Page wig who loses basic motor functioning whenever Windex is injected via pneumatic syringe directly into her genitals.
If—and that's a mighty big if—you've been clamoring for a glimpse of Repo: The Genetic Opera, the rock musical Paris Hilton has been plugging on every one of her
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Old No.7
Posted 1:02 PM 29/7/08
Given the choice, I'd rather watch this than Mamma Mia.
Old No.7
Hart88
Posted 11:59 AM 29/7/08
What. The. Fuck.
Hart88
Mr-Busy
Posted 11:43 AM 29/7/08
...Somewhere Dame Judith Dench sleeps very well tonight.
ditto for Helen Mirren...
Mr-Busy
mothrafairy
Posted 11:43 AM 29/7/08
Hilton = The Rocky Whore (or) Picture Ho
mothrafairy
Breadbowl
Posted 11:24 AM 29/7/08
Were any merkins injured in the filming of this?
Breadbowl
shadowy figure
Posted 11:09 AM 29/7/08
Could this possibly knock Battlefield Earth from its throne?
shadowy figure
jason1007
Posted 11:02 AM 29/7/08
i just sprayed windex in my eyes
jason1007
grolmus
Posted 4:54 PM 29/7/08
Some day, a hundred years from now, people may recognize this as a work of genius.
But, until then, let's just acknowledge it as the steaming load of crap it is.
grolmus
WGARefugee
Posted 5:14 PM 29/7/08
That's more Valtrex than most people use in a lifetime. Things must be pretty bad down there.
WGARefugee
DickWhitman
Posted 9:11 PM 29/7/08
Was that a Capri Sun he squirt up her slit? Classy...and refreshing! Respect the pouch.
DickWhitman
jakay
Posted 10:07 PM 29/7/08
this "rock musical" is about 97 minutes too long. 99 minutes, if you count the time it took me to go to imdb to find its running time.
jakay
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 11:58 PM 29/7/08
You know those movies that are so bad, they're good?
This ain't one of them.
Oxycontinmoron
harshmellow
Posted 12:28 AM 30/7/08
Meat Loaf + Queen of the Damned + Thriller = BAD
harshmellow
bigredgambler
Posted 12:22 AM 30/7/08
Thanks. Now I have to light myself on fire.
bigredgambler
Transuranic
Posted 1:35 AM 30/7/08
@Mr-Busy: However, Nomi Malone is waiting in the audience, busy practicing her genital thrusts and looking on with hunger.
Transuranic
Plankton420
Posted 3:11 AM 30/7/08
I don't get it...
Where's the car with the dead alien in the trunk?
And who plays Otto?
Plankton420
queensissy
Posted 3:35 AM 30/7/08
You know things are bad when your movie compares unfavorably to a rock opera featuring a sex scene with Paul Williams: [www.imdb.com]
queensissy
Mr-Busy
Posted 4:03 AM 30/7/08
@Transuranic:
How will she trip her going down the stairs on that big night? Perhaps a spritz of the window will make her slip... BRILLIANT!
Mr-Busy
taraniso
Posted 6:05 AM 30/7/08
It looks like a goth version of The Other Sister. Paris got the Debra Winger role.
taraniso