Nothing Neil Patrick Harris Can Say On ‘The View’ Will Dissuade Us From Reporting That Britney Spears Has Eight Heads

With two days of dog-hair-flinging and abortion confessionals throwing The View set into chaos, the impish presence of noted slingback sprite Neil Patrick Harris came as a welcome relief. Of course, the panel went straight in for the Britney kill: Harris was open about the experience of hosting the troubled singer’s two-episode guest arc on How I Met Your Mother, noting that she was “out of her element,” but that it was “cool” and that “she’s looking better now.” Still, burned before, he acknowledged that anything he said would likely be twisted beyond recognition by a scandal-hungry celebrity media machine. He then insinuated, with nothing more than a cocked eyebrow and sidelong glance to Whoopi Goldberg, that Britney propositioned the five series regulars with a celebratory wrap orgy.

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