They just don't make celebrity family feuds like they do in the UK!

Kerry Katona's mother recently hit the headlines when it was announced to have signed a six-figure book deal to tell family secrets like, er, the time she tried to seduce Kerry's ex-husband Brian "Potato" McFadden.

Well, unsurprisingly, now it's Chipshop's time to fight back at Mommy Dearest! Anyone want some of this mega bucket of popcorn?

Kerry told Heat magazine: 'I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if she did. I'd be more surprised if she hadn't slept with him [McFadden].

'She did sleep with one of my boyfriends while I was going out with him.'

The former Atomic Kitten singer also admitted in the interview with the magazine that in the past she had considered ending all her troubles, by committing suicide.

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She added: 'I've watched my mum over the years, trying to kill herself countless times, and to me it's a coward's way out and it made me feel unloved and unworthy.

'So I could never dream of doing that to my children.'

Wow, how much dirtier can this fight get? It's like they're ex-BFFs, not mother and daughter.

Can we get a quote on how much it would cost to FedEx a gilt-framed print of Philip Larkin's This Be The Verse to both Katona women, post haste?

 

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