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Miley Cyrus Vs. Selena Gomez: 'Mean Girls' Comes To Life In 'Scheisty' Video Attack
Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:35 AM on July 26, 2008
We didn't actually think she had it in her, but the world's most rapidly maturing 15-year old, Miley Cyrus, is behaving like, well, a 15-year old for once. Just as reports surfaced that her rival in tween porn and Disney affection Selena Gomez may be dating Cyrus' ex-boyfriend, we learn that the Battle Of The Tweens has been going on far longer than we thought. About a month ago, the wet t-shirt contestant decided to team up with her BFF and film a YouTube video mocking Selena and her partner in underage midriff-baring crime, Demi Lovato. Have we lost you? Not to worry! The only two things you really need to know before watching this oddly hilarious clip are: we're slightly worried Miley has found her daddy's liquor cabinet, and Demi Lovato is the next Demi Moore.
We didn't actually think she had it in her, but the world's
The NY Daily News is reporting that Gomez, the sultry-ish star of The Wizards Of Waverly Place, has been dating yet another 15-year old, singer Nick Jonas. As many of you may know (however embarrassing it is to admit), Jonas is the rumoured intended recipient of most of Cyrus' kissy-face iPhone photos and pouty shower shots that hit the Internets recently. While Jonas is admittedly cute in an adolescent John Mayer sort of way, we don't see why a break-up with the kid should prompt Miley into such bitter antics. Making fun of Gomez and her alarmingly sexy best friend / fellow Disney star Demi Lovato in this clip, Cyrus drops some low-blows about the gap in Lovato's teeth (one that has since been fixed) and the fact that Lovato wears a touch of black make-up (and looks just fine in it). However, the attack seems to be backfiringl, mainly because Miley — who frequently succumbs to giggle attacks and slurring throughout the vid — made her rep as the good girl next door and not as a conniving backstabber (or, for that matter, as an burgeoning anti-Semite with her use of the word "scheisty"). Fasten your seatbelts, it looks like we have another Lohan vs. Duff feud brewing as we type.
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Stan
Posted July 28, 2008 1:56 AM
This is old. What Perze Hilton decides to publish something it suddenly become NEW. It was addressed in the Teen tabloid months ago and everyone is happly. As far as all of the girls in the 2 videos are concerned,no harm no foul, at least that what those 4 girls have said in public.
raincoaster
Posted 8:26 AM 26/7/08
How long until they're both sleeping with Aaron Carter and pole dancing with ScarJo?
raincoaster
Losin_it
Posted 8:19 AM 26/7/08
@Citizen Kang: I feel so much better about 9/11 now.
Losin_it
Douglas Reinhardt
Posted 8:16 AM 26/7/08
It must suck to be Mandy Jiroux since nobody seems to notice she's in the video, too.
Douglas Reinhardt
Detective Zito
Posted 8:12 AM 26/7/08
I miss smokin' pot in high-school. I don't think I've gotten the "giggles" since the early 90's. Adulthood sucks sometimes.
Oh... and if anyone is counting. Team Selena.
Detective Zito
kookla
Posted 7:52 AM 26/7/08
You know who should be peeved about this? One Defamer Videographer named Molly McAleer. Selena & Demi totes stole her shtick.
kookla
Citizen Kang
Posted 7:45 AM 26/7/08
Wow! I don't remember being remotely that annoying when I was 15. I guess this and puberty are two things I don't miss about that time. Seriously, this is why the terrorists hate us; they love our freedoms, but they hate our self-indulgent, sense of entitlement that makes us think we're the center of the universe. I've got to tell you...I agree with them on this one.
Citizen Kang
Midge
Posted 7:35 AM 26/7/08
Oh ya! This is good. I never thought I'd be so interested in 15 year-old girl hijinx. (Even when I was 15.)
I'm going with Team Selena. She would make a way better faghag.
Midge
SeaPeople
Posted 7:33 AM 26/7/08
@Losin_it: I think in this instance those Ph.D's are called 13-year-old girls. They can probably give you the low down.
SeaPeople
Losin_it
Posted 7:17 AM 26/7/08
I miss the Cold War. Then, people had to be concerned about what was going on behind the walls of the Kremlin...there is no team of Stanford Ph.D's that could figure out this shit.
Losin_it
Douglas Reinhardt
Posted 7:15 AM 26/7/08
@Old No.7: I don't know if Nick is at that point yet. He's in the 'let's share clothes' phase. Example: [mollylambert.tumblr.com]
Douglas Reinhardt
SeaPeople
Posted 7:15 AM 26/7/08
Gawwwwwwwwd! Bitches better lay a hand off my slam book!
SeaPeople
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 7:14 AM 26/7/08
I'm torn between being creeped out and being totally apathetic so I have decided to be both.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 7:13 AM 26/7/08
Oh just grow up, get high, and crash into a tree already! That's the trifecta of interestingness.
Huge Tracts of Land
Old No.7
Posted 6:55 AM 26/7/08
Hey Nick, if you play your cards right..... three-way.
Old No.7
bodreeyard
Posted 9:12 AM 26/7/08
It's almost sad. Miley already sounds like a two-pack-a-day divorcee and looks like she has herpes-mouth. Oh yeah, and the infinitely more attractive Latina will cut her.
bodreeyard
Molly Friedman
Posted 9:31 AM 26/7/08
@Douglas Reinhardt: Good call, since she does prompt the giggle attack midway-through. Which is basically the moment I suspected Mandy & Miley's decision to go with dim lighting wasn't so much a decision, but a giant pot cloud.
Molly Friedman
Tooson
Posted 4:36 AM 27/7/08
What's even more sad (aside from the fact that I know this) is that Miley's "little" sidekick is like 20 or 21. So that's a "growned ass" woman participating in the mocking of the alternate tweens. Yikes. I was doing much more adult things at that age like making an ass of myself at rock shows and stubmling around bars drunkenly. Although I guess I didn't have a millionare teenage patron...I may have befriend my "Jem" doll too were she a millionare.
JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS did it first!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tooson
Werrick
Posted 9:38 PM 28/7/08
Y'know, it's entirely possible that this was a deliberate stunt, dreamed up by a PR person or publicist or something to generate publicity and attention. Nothing seems to set the gossip media a-twitter faster than a couple of tweens having a public disagreement.
I'm starting to get suspicious...
Werrick
kylo4
Posted 6:45 AM 29/7/08
@Werrick: I don't think so, because it makes Miley look bad. This girl is a burning out star who should realize she's replaceable in an instant. She thinks she's important but she's not at all, and I'd be more than happy to have these two replace her idiocy.
kylo4