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Miley Cyrus Already Referring To Herself In The Third Person
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 10:40 AM on July 12, 2008
At the tender age of 15, Miley Cyrus has already amassed more money in her ING savings account than most of us will ever see in our lifetimes. It seems that she's also beginning to amass a bit of what we in the business like to call an a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, too. Just ask gossip maven (and burgeoning longhaired hippie) Harvey Levin, who nearly spits out an entire mouthful of whatever he slurps out of that beloved plastic sippy-cup of his when one of his young, muscular and totally single lieutenants informs him that Hannah Montana herself no longer uses the first grammatical person in her speech. Moments of levity like these, dear readers, are brought to each and every week as part of Defamer's Dirt Sandwich, which is back after a one week holiday hiatus. As always, the piece is packed with nothing but the freshest clips and is crafted with tender loving care by our own Molly McAleer. Take a bite, won't you?
At the tender age of 15, Miley Cyrus has already amassed more money in her ING savings account than most of us will ever see in our lifetimes. It seems that she's also beginning to amass a bit of what we in the business like to call an a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, too. Just ask gossip maven (and burgeoning longhaired hippie) Harvey Levin, who nearly spits out an entire mouthful of whatever he slurps out of that beloved plastic sippy-cup of his when one of his young, muscular and totally single lieutenants informs him that Hannah Montana herself no longer uses the first grammatical person in her speech. Moments of levity like these, dear readers, are brought to each and every week as part of Defamer's Dirt Sandwich, which is back after a one week holiday hiatus. As always, the piece is packed with nothing but the freshest clips and is crafted with tender loving care by our own Molly McAleer. Take a bite, won't you?
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spencer
Posted July 14, 2008 3:02 AM
So what if she referd to herself in the third person alot of people do and what she said was right and she said it in the perfect way.
Old No.7
Posted 10:48 AM 12/7/08
Old No.7 thinks Harvey Levin should go eat a bowl of fuck.
And leave some leftovers for that achy-breaky kid.
Old No.7
Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
Posted 11:48 AM 12/7/08
@Old No.7: But his shtick is so spontaneous and witty!
Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
kylo4
Posted 12:13 PM 12/7/08
I swear these things give people ADD, all those changing camera angles.
Miley Cyrus knows her star is burning out, and she'll be replaced soon.
kylo4
mothrafairy
Posted 1:40 PM 12/7/08
@kylo4:
When the useless father showed up on 'Today' a few weeks ago, wearing sunglasses at 7 in the morning for his Big Interview, I sensed these rubes might be fatally Fame-Diseased. Yes, the youngster will go the way of all human hula hoops. Her doom? Fabulous wealth!
mothrafairy
Mafalda para Presidente
Posted 2:14 PM 12/7/08
Mafalda para Presidente thinks that Defamer is awesome! Yes, she does.
Mafalda para Presidente
Beppo
Posted 3:53 PM 12/7/08
Why doesn't 'Old No. 7' have a star? So very funny. So very consistently funny.
Beppo
raincoaster
Posted 4:24 PM 12/7/08
@Beppo: I'm with you. He's a newbie but a talented one. Some say it's the number of followers, but some say it's whim, which would sorta be more in line with the Gawker Mediageist.
raincoaster
sluggo
Posted 4:34 PM 12/7/08
New American Girl.
Next spangly stage show: Darfur on the Disney channel.
The Common Ground
sluggo
miss_msry
Posted 5:39 AM 13/7/08
I thought she was a third person.
miss_msry
lonely_goatherd
Posted 12:01 PM 13/7/08
Miley likes her chicken spicy!
lonely_goatherd
Beppo
Posted 12:49 PM 13/7/08
@raincoaster: The gauge must be number of followers. Old No. 7 is all about the whim.
Beppo
Old No.7
Posted 1:36 PM 13/7/08
@raincoaster: @Beppo: Gracias for the collective reacharounds. I promise to keep my comedic integity intact when I hit the big time.
Now, who do I have to blow around here to get a star on the door?
Old No.7
Beppo
Posted 4:10 PM 13/7/08
@Old No.7: "Now, who do I have to blow around here to get a star on the door?" If it's Seth, I should have a fucking galaxy by now.
Beppo
el smrtmnky
Posted 8:02 AM 14/7/08
@Old No.7: see? if you show us your tits, you get a star. it's the Coco from Fame move.
Congrats, just the same!
el smrtmnky
readingisforkids
Posted 1:12 PM 14/7/08
Miley can't start talking in the third person. Jimmy doesn't like Miley talking in the third person. Only Jimmy can talk in the third person. Don't touch Jimmy!
readingisforkids