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Megan Fox Vs. Anne Hathaway: Whose 'Scary' Weight Loss Is Scarier?
Posted by Molly Friedman at 7:45 AM on July 17, 2008
Isn't it strange how that rare affliction of being mystically "unable" to gain weight only strikes female celebrities? It seems poor Megan Fox has that very woe to deal with atop her many other personal struggles, like pretending her engagement to one-earring trendmaker Brian Austin Green is still on, and trying ever so desperately to let a director (any director!) just film her nude already. But the newly "scrawny" Fox has reportedly been chastised about her skinny frame by Transformers 2 director Michael Bay, who has demanded that the busty Jolie successor put on 10 pounds or find a new gig. While Megan's resorted to stuffing herself with cake every night in bed, we might suggest the Anne Hathaway Quick Speed Diet: apparently breaking up with a grade A loser leads to dropping 28 pounds in no time!
According to Fox News, Fox blames her recent dramatic weight loss on a role in Jennifer's Body, a comedic horror film penned by bloggy-inclined Oscar winner Diablo Cody in which Fox plays a "possessed cheerleader." But master fauxter Bay, demanding as ever, has forced Fox to stuff herself silly with late night binges in order to bulk up for Transformers 2: More Shit Blows Up! And as for poor Anne Hathaway? Not only has she allegedly dropped almost 30 pounds in the few weeks since thieving ex-boyfriend Rafaello Follieri finally got nailed, but she's also said to be "throwing herself" into work on Bride Wars, that glee-filled set where disguising her hatred for co-star Kate Hudson has become close to impossible. But hey, at least now Anne can come out the winner in those infamous skirt size comparisons she and Hudson indulge in every time the cameras stop rolling!
[Photo credits: X17, Wireimage, Getty]
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EuroDad
Posted 8:53 AM 17/7/08
"While Megan's resorted to stuffing herself with cake every night in bed..."
if she runs out of cake, i've got something i can stuff her with
(on a side note, even though i may not have retained my waist size from high school, at least my maturity level is the same!)
EuroDad
Hubert Cumberdale
Posted 8:35 AM 17/7/08
@Max Power: Bam!
Hubert Cumberdale
Max Power
Posted 8:32 AM 17/7/08
funny, I thought the url said defamer, not jezebel.
Max Power
Sleepyhead
Posted 8:31 AM 17/7/08
It's crazier than you think. How'd you get that "Mel Gibson" in this "skinny bishes" thread?
Sleepyhead
CourageousCoward
Posted 8:30 AM 17/7/08
This site is even screwing with my typing! Manson. Sheesh!
CourageousCoward
CourageousCoward
Posted 8:17 AM 17/7/08
@adminslave: I think there's a little "Charles Maons" on his mother's side. That or Hasidic Jew...
CourageousCoward
CourageousCoward
Posted 8:16 AM 17/7/08
So in his world, even Bay's actors need to blow up?
CourageousCoward
TenTimesFiltered
Posted 9:59 AM 17/7/08
@EuroDad: And check out her killer Kung-Fu grip! I can't be the only one seeing a mimed threesome in that picture.
TenTimesFiltered
Juancho
Posted 9:50 AM 17/7/08
Anne Hathaway honestly doesn't look that much thinner, unless you're counting the 200 lb. growth she just had removed.
Juancho
DrFeelgood
Posted 9:48 AM 17/7/08
Crack Pipe, Crack Pipe, have you any more?
Yes girls, yes girls, three bowls or four?
Neither one is hot until you can see the outline of all their internal organs.
DrFeelgood
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 10:44 AM 17/7/08
Pfft. Amy Winehouse clearly pwns them all.
Huge Tracts of Land
Strawberry-Switchblade
Posted 11:24 AM 17/7/08
@Strawberry-Switchblade:
Megan's just doing blow.
Strawberry-Switchblade
Strawberry-Switchblade
Posted 11:24 AM 17/7/08
Um, Anne said on "The View" that she was asked to lose weight for that shitty romcom with Kate Hudson. She also mentioned how she hated having to lose the weight.
Strawberry-Switchblade
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 11:18 AM 17/7/08
I couldn't get past the pucture. Thank you defamer, 1000 times over.
*X-mas screensaver*
"Good" Crazy...
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 11:55 AM 17/7/08
I couldn't get past that picture. Thank you Defamer gods, 1000 times over.
*X-mas screensaver*
"Good" Crazy...
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 11:53 AM 17/7/08
Grr, my ha-ha above was meant for the Mel Gibson clip with his ever-classic beard.
My first system glitch on defamer, another self-cherry popped!
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avocats
Posted 12:11 PM 17/7/08
forget the Anne weight update--I want to see a picture of her ex from jail--hopefully all dolled up as someone's bitch--like Elizabeth Perkin's Celia Hode on Weeds during her sojourn . . .
avocats
tamarah
Posted 12:39 PM 17/7/08
Anne Hathaway was eating a zone diet in the past - and no on one the zone should lose 30 pounds in 3 weeks (in fact no one except the obese should loose that much weight that quickly) - but she was pretty tiny when I saw her filming last year in Vancouver - I blame The Devil Wears Prada - how many "fat girl" jokes did that poor slim girl take?
tamarah
krazykarot
Posted 1:14 PM 17/7/08
wow it's pretty sad/pathetic when you're so skinny some macho douchebag like Michael Bay has to tell you to gain the weight back or fuck off.
krazykarot
WGARefugee
Posted 2:03 PM 17/7/08
Wait, I thought the camera added twenty pounds--so she needs to be 30 pounds heavier? Why not just hire Kim Kardashian instead? Each of her ass cheeks weighs 30 pounds.
WGARefugee
DrFeelgood
Posted 5:47 PM 17/7/08
@WGARefugee: True. But if they used Kim they'd have to film it in IMAX to catch all that ass.
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raincoaster
Posted 7:50 PM 17/7/08
Megan Fox has not lost weight. She's 90% plastic, and that doesn't shrink without one of those blow-driers from the Shopping Channel.
raincoaster
CourageousCoward
Posted 2:13 AM 18/7/08
@raincoaster: 90% plastic?! More like 90% holy hotness, Batman! (and 10% "It's not that common; it doesn't happen to every guy; and it IS a big deal!)
CourageousCoward
Losin_it
Posted 4:22 AM 18/7/08
Megan is of course very good looking, but she suffers when put next to Anne Hathaway. Anne has a class and elegance that Megan couldn't touch with a 75 ft. plastic pole.
Losin_it
TheQuestion
Posted 4:11 AM 18/7/08
@raincoaster: Seriously, if Megan's 90% plastic, then I say "Go Plastic!"
TheQuestion
Oxycontinmoron
Posted 7:47 AM 18/7/08
@Losin_it: Fine. You take Anne home to mommy; I'll take Megan to the nearest Motel 6!
Oxycontinmoron