Meet Joan Graves, the Most Powerful Censor in the Film Industry
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:05 AM on July 9, 2008
Believe it or not, half-arse blogging neophyte Patrick Goldstein has kind of a genuine scoop today at The Big Picture: A heads-up to an interview with CARA (Classifcation And Ratings Administration) board head Joan Graves, arguably the most notorious (and notoriously private) movie censor of the last 50 years. Of course, it's not Goldstein's interview, but rather his wife's, banished to the relatively innocuous comfort of Graves's alumni magazine at Stanford. But that doesn't make it an any-less-terrifying glimpse behind the scenes of the ratings board's "parent-friendly" tyranny:
Nowadays Graves' office even accepts scripts to review for a ratings opinion. "We don't guarantee the film made from a script will get a certain rating, but we can give them an idea. We can say, well, you've got two 'fucks' in the script, or the violence on Page X sounds brutal. One of our senior raters is very good at assessing scripts. Another is the filmmaker liaison, to answer production questions like: 'How much nudity can we show in this scene?' " Graves says the liaison issues are "the most interesting part of the job for me, and growing larger." ...
Another problem, though, is that studios may embroider on the feedback they receive from the ratings board and request editing changes as if they were demands by the ratings board. Graves says, "We don't make editing suggestions. So if a director complains, 'The ratings board said we have to change the whole first half of the film,' they're clearly being lied to." She predicts, however, that such scapegoating has peaked: directors, who are "wising up" to the studio trick, insist on speaking directly with the ratings person.
Of course, as author Sonja Bolle notes, only 28 percent of the more than 800 movies submitted annually to the ratings board come from MPAA members, meaning that the lion's share of the remaining 72 percent — mostly American independents already facing limited distribution options — are accountable only to Graves and company for the rating that can single-handedly make or break its profit potential.
The results of that arrangement are evident to anyone who's seen Kirby Dick's ratings board documentary This Film is Not Yet Rated, which itself exposed the board's anonymous raters (just average parents — except their kids are mostly over 30), studio-vs.-indie hypocrisy and received an NC-17 when producers at IFC submitted it in 2005. But there she is, Stanford's pride of 1963, still seething about the time Bertolucci's PG-13 epic The Last Emperor apparently forced her to explain shrimping to her young daughters. Everyone knew she'd go far.
- Discretion Adviser [Stanford Magazine via TBP]

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Hubert Cumberdale
Posted 8:07 AM 9/7/08
@Assistant/Atlas: I like you.
Hubert Cumberdale
Al_Pastor
Posted 7:58 AM 9/7/08
@Assistant/Atlas:
it's good to see the term "cuntface" being used more widely. and here i thought my friends and i were the only ones who used it
Al_Pastor
Assistant/Atlas
Posted 7:51 AM 9/7/08
This ratings business needs to change now, but it won't because it's a totally in the dark process that studios use to keep indies out of major theaters.
Also, Joan Graves is seriously a first-class cuntface. And I know a lot of cuntfaces. Seriously, I would punch her in the vagina if I could.
The worst part about her is that she feels she has unlimited power to do whatever she wants (and frankly, she kinda does). Anything she doesn't like (and she makes Fox News look liberal) gets NC-17 and you won't get out of it if she really doesn't like it. And try to challenge her over a rating or specific comments and you're in Kafka territory. Arguing with her is like screaming into a black hole.
Side note: Remind me again why we have such obvious censorship in the 21st century?
Assistant/Atlas
ColbertNation
Posted 7:42 AM 9/7/08
You crazy yanks. Here in Norway we have nudity in every domestic movie. It's the law. And the world is a better place for it.
ColbertNation
Hubert Cumberdale
Posted 7:33 AM 9/7/08
She failed to mention how she works with studios to keep independent--especially foreign--films out of the theater by way of NC-17 in order to ensure success for the alleged blockbusters of whatever season.
Thanks Joan! Your attitude towards quality is about as 2-dimensional as your chest!
Hubert Cumberdale
SanFranBetsu
Posted 7:23 AM 9/7/08
@SanFranBetsu: This scares most people who know me.
SanFranBetsu
SanFranBetsu
Posted 7:23 AM 9/7/08
I want that broad's job and change the face of movie making!
SanFranBetsu
STV
Posted 8:29 AM 9/7/08
@Old No.7: I know, right? This Film is Not Yet Rated is hardly a perfect film, but the Joan Graves segments are priceless. She's hopeless -- knowingly and unapologetically so. I never imagined she'd speak publicly again.
STV
Shumina
Posted 8:28 AM 9/7/08
She looks perfectly likable to me.*
*original statement before censorship: "Good christ that woman's scary!"
Shumina
Desk_hack
Posted 8:24 AM 9/7/08
@Assistant/Atlas: I really wish you were on here more often. Stop being such a part-time lover.
Desk_hack
el smrtmnky
Posted 8:23 AM 9/7/08
@Al_Pastor: today's awesomeness brought to you by the word, cuntface!
el smrtmnky
Old No.7
Posted 8:19 AM 9/7/08
It's been shown time & time again, anybody that carries with them an elevated position of morality has skeletons in their closet.
You just know she's got a leather dominatrix ensemble in the closet, and keeps a 14 year-old Peruvian sex slave on speed dial.
Typical cuntface hypocracy.
Old No.7
WGARefugee
Posted 8:49 AM 9/7/08
I have a CARA full-length promotional mirror for my bathroom. The top part has a photograph of Joan Graves' bitter unsmiling visage. The rest is totally black. One look and you'll never touch yourself again.
@ColbertNation: Here in america, instead of blasting ghastly images of ghostly-pale northern europeans across the public airwaves, we have a tool called "the internet" that allows us to download nude pictures of robustly-tanned celebrities. I also understand that a large cheese pizza in Norway costs more than $40.
WGARefugee
MrRewrite
Posted 9:24 AM 9/7/08
with 12 year old girls wearing diamond-studded navel rings and getting pregnant while their bf's wear their pants down below their butts, how is this orangutan-faced scat-fetishist doing anything for moral rectitude with her faux-ratings schema beyond helping cover corporate ass?
MrRewrite
"Good" Crazy...
Posted 10:33 AM 9/7/08
This is only just coming to a more public (defamer) audience?
Jeez, I'm in Belgium and I could've sussed that one...
"Good" Crazy...
Assistant/Atlas
Posted 10:33 AM 9/7/08
Awww...thanks for the love, peeps. I'm trying to be around more, honest to blog. And I'm glad to see you approve my vocabulary...I almost went with "cuntrag" but I think 'cuntface' looks better when you write it.
Assistant/Atlas
DrFeelgood
Posted 4:19 PM 9/7/08
As a Dick Tracy fan I object to the use of the beloved character "CuntFace" to demean Joan Graves.
Unless I'm missing something here and it's actually high praise. If so then I apoligize. Please continue.
DrFeelgood
clarknhilldale
Posted 1:32 AM 10/7/08
Namby-pamby "negotiators" like Graves are just sad. In the old days Jack Warner would call Joe Breen a son of a bitch, in return Breen would call Warner a cocksucker, then Warner'd cut the scene the way Breen wanted it and they'd go out for drinks.
clarknhilldale
ColbertNation
Posted 6:03 AM 11/7/08
@WGARefugee: You've got me there. It is ridiculously expensive.
ColbertNation