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Kiefer Sutherland's Silver Lake Bachelor's Warehouse Yours For Just Shy Of $5 Mil!
Posted by Seth at 9:20 AM on July 31, 2008
Disconcerting news: Patron Saint of Eastside Good-Time Drunkenness Kiefer Sutherland has put his bachelor's paradise up for sale, the Real Estalker blog informs us. Located in a converted foundry on N. Madison (that's Melrose just west of Virgil—hey, we can spit there!), the 14,400 sq. foot warehouse space cost him $700,000 to purchase, and—outfitted with "three bedrooms and four bathrooms...25 foot ceilings and polished concrete floor...[and] curtained off areas that function as an art/painting studio and a home gym set up"—it's now available to you, the Kiefer-Stalking Person or Persons of Means, for a mere $4,895,000. Did we mention it's walking distance to Ye Rustic? Look: We've even Google Mapped it for you!
Take a photo tour after the jump:
Before you begin sobbing between self-pitying bites of Myrtle Burger—positive the listing means we'll see a reduction in Kiefer's legendary pub-crawling exploits in the area—we'll leave you with this thought: You can take Kiefer out of Silver Lake, but you can never take the Silver Lake out of Kiefer. Whoever buys this property, perhaps some Arabian sultan seriously obsessed with 24, we hereby commission you to erect a wonky-looking-Kiefer mural on its facade.
Enjoy the tour.
- Kiefer Sutherland Lives Large in the Ghetto [The Real Estalker]
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UpstateAudacity
Posted 10:05 AM 31/7/08
For $5 mil I'd at least like a window.
UpstateAudacity
ComicDork
Posted 9:52 AM 31/7/08
That area not even remotely scary. Not sure Ye Rustic is worth the walk so get a scooter like everyone else in the neighborhood these days. More importantly that entire neighborhood isn't even worth $5 mil so good luck with that.
Good point that it is nice & close to Cha Cha Cha... and Pizza Paul.
ComicDork
Al_Pastor
Posted 9:51 AM 31/7/08
@NoWireHangers:
it's worth making the walk if you enjoy eating the best buffalo chicken wings, like, in the world
Al_Pastor
heidiho
Posted 9:38 AM 31/7/08
Ohhh... but Cha Cha Cha would be worth the walk. Guava Goat Cheese Quesadillas...
heidiho
Seth
Posted 9:35 AM 31/7/08
@NoWireHangers: Ah, yes. They popularized the two-fingered Mexican oil change if I'm not mistaken.
Seth
heidiho
Posted 9:33 AM 31/7/08
@NoWireHangers: God, seriously. That is not a walk I'd want to take after dark.
I'd take the kitchen. Is that... a sauna? What? Why?
heidiho
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 9:29 AM 31/7/08
I hate to say this but wouldn't pay $4.895M to live in Silver Lake even if Kiefer was included.
I shudder to think that the listing of the bachelor pad means he won't be a bachelor too much longer...
Little Mintz Sunshine
NoWireHangers
Posted 9:29 AM 31/7/08
Ye Rustic Inn is not worth the walk. However, I would recommend this shady place on Virgil where I get my oil changed. You get a free hand wash car wash from the place next door and it comes out to about $30 with tip.
I bet the Defamer Kiefer fans could raise the money, split the cost, and build a Shrine. Maybe you could help them coordinate a bake sale, Seth?
NoWireHangers
el smrtmnky
Posted 10:22 AM 31/7/08
that's a lot of two-fingered Mexican oil changes at the Faultline
el smrtmnky
hummingpenguin
Posted 10:55 AM 31/7/08
I'm sorry- what is this I'm looking at, again? Bueller?
hummingpenguin
Hullacious
Posted 10:39 AM 31/7/08
Al_Pastor --- where are the best buffalo wings in the world?
Hullacious
WGARefugee
Posted 11:14 AM 31/7/08
I'd be interested but the lack of windows are a problem. I'd have to provide roof access to the paparazzi to keep up my awesome Q score.
WGARefugee
Al_Pastor
Posted 11:10 AM 31/7/08
@Hullacious:
Ye Rustic. i kid you not
it's kind of a dumpy bar, but the wings are insanely good.
Al_Pastor
Losin_it
Posted 11:49 AM 31/7/08
Just like in Rob Lowe in Wayne's World, Keifer has his own fully functional babe-lair. Chicks are helpless against its power.
There is a specially designed loading dock in the back (not shown). New girls can be constantly be delivered on a regular basis for efficient processing.
Losin_it
Desk_hack
Posted 12:07 PM 31/7/08
I think this is his recording studio space for his record label, and not his actual home. I think he still has a place in Echo Park. His own place. Yes, he still lives there. He does. He's not moving. I'm not in denial. No, I'm not. Lalalalalalala I can't hear you....
Desk_hack
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 11:54 AM 31/7/08
Why is he selling in this soft market?
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Posted 1:27 PM 31/7/08
If it comes with a tackle-ready Christmas tree...SOLD!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Benovite
Posted 1:45 PM 31/7/08
Just under $5 mil? Does he think this is still 2005?
That's complete Shitsville. I wouldn't house my dog in that area.
Benovite
gwendemarco
Posted 2:04 PM 31/7/08
But I thought he lived under the bushes at Western and Los Feliz?
gwendemarco
Hullacious
Posted 1:55 PM 31/7/08
@Al_Pastor:
Thank you! Better than "Hot Wings Cafe" on Melrose? I thought HWC was the best wings joint on the west coast...
Hullacious
The Count of Monte Fisto
Posted 1:22 AM 1/8/08
I guess you gotta supply your own windows.
The Count of Monte Fisto
TillieHarper
Posted 3:52 AM 1/8/08
It looks like sex to me. For some reason living spaces with no walls and concrete floors just look like sex to me. I think I'll blame "Ghost."
TillieHarper
TillieHarper
Posted 3:51 AM 1/8/08
Could not wrap my mind around where that is until you pitched me "Ye Rustic Inn." Gotcha.
TillieHarper
DanLar75
Posted 4:40 AM 1/8/08
LOT'S of drunken amateur porn has been made in that bungalow!
DanLar75
mwynn13
Posted 4:54 AM 1/8/08
@TillieHarper: It's NOT walking distance from ye Rustic, at least not by LA standards. It IS walking distance from The Smog Cutter, and practically across the street from Little Temple. But that price is pretty ridiculous for that neighborhood.
mwynn13
Benovite
Posted 9:20 AM 1/8/08
It's also conveniently located near the smoke shop at Virgil and Temple.
So you can get your fresh crack and meth pipes to smoke away the pain of getting fucked. By Keifer Sutherland.
Benovite
jbdean
Posted 9:29 AM 31/7/08
SHIT! Me want!! :pssst: Anybody got 5Mil they can loan me?
jbdean