Kathy Griffin Throws The Woz To The Bears

In one of the crasser—and we mean that in the most splendid sense of the word—attempts at pandering to one’s target audience we’ve seen, Kathy Griffin posed with a sloth of bear supermodels (just trust us, these three are the Cindy, Linda, and Naomi of their respective niche) for the cover of A Bear’s Life magazine, a photoshoot captured for her reality show cameras. “Fine,” you’re thinking. “Kathy Griffin, a room full of mostly naked, middle-aged gay men draped on and around her. What’s the big whoop?” Well, the big deal is that Steve “The Woz” Wozniak, the most bearish of all billionaire PC revolutionaries and Griffin’s former boyfriend (who apparently never made it made to first base, even with the help of a speedcap-hacked Segway), was on hand to take in the proceedings. Not surprisingly, he was cajoled by the comedian into posing with his body-type teammates, who pestered him with questions about whether or not the iPhone 3G would be better equipped to handle the thousands of high-bandwidth images being traded daily on ChubbyFeeders.com.

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