Kathy Griffin Orders A Lauren Conrad Hit On National TV
Posted by Seth at 11:45 AM on July 12, 2008
· Sorry to ladle on the Kathy Griffin today, but did she just tell Jay Leno she wants to shoot the cast of The Hills dead? So, basically, if any John Hinckley-type admirers out there are looking for some spectacular gesture of devotion, you've just received your marching orders. [Tonight Show]
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· Sorry to ladle on the Kathy Griffin today, but did she just tell Jay Leno she wants to shoot the cast of The Hills dead? So, basically, if any John Hinckley-type admirers out there are looking for some spectacular gesture of devotion, you've just received your marching orders. [
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mmejanvier
Posted 12:00 PM 12/7/08
This was obviously taken out of context.
mmejanvier
jwick25
Posted 11:33 PM 12/7/08
I thought she took a bigger risk claiming to be better than the mighty Oprah.
jwick25
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 12:55 AM 13/7/08
This is the same Jay Leno who made her cry? Griffith is brilliant, but really, if you can't take it don't dish it out ..
RonMwangaguhunga
Public Relations
Posted 7:44 AM 13/7/08
'His wife of 23 years, Jo, is said to have begged Ekaterina Ivanova not to take her husband away from her. The teenager is understood to have told friends that she replied: 'I am not taking him - he is leaving.'
You can imagine how long that relationship will last - then what will he do?
The article implies that he fell for her because she is the only one who understood about his drinking.
He must also be infatuated with her youth -
That is ironic because his kids are the same age as she
Public Relations
JacobFreeze
Posted 8:53 AM 13/7/08
"Ronnie Wood - who is drinking two bottles of vodka a day..."
Is that two of those little bottles they serve on airplanes?
JacobFreeze
hughman
Posted 9:33 AM 13/7/08
@Public Relations: i'd say for a rock star, it's "iconic" not "ironic". see > Billy Joel.
hughman
TaraIncognita
Posted 8:16 AM 14/7/08
I like that even in the comments, she's referred to as "Griffith." She would agree that this is the most D-list thing about it all.
TaraIncognita
el smrtmnky
Posted 8:31 AM 14/7/08
and her reading this on her show is being outlined by the story department for the next season in 3...2...1
el smrtmnky
fractal_elves
Posted 10:13 AM 14/7/08
She got a sum of money no less than 6 figures from Woz, for whatever was provided, I AM sure.
fractal_elves
Victor Ward
Posted 11:19 PM 14/7/08
I have never watched The Hills by Laguna Beach in the OC, and I wonder if that means there's something wrong with me or something really, really right.
I was talking to a friend of mine this weekend about the Golden Girls, and she just didn't understand why so many of the gays love it, and decided it's "like Madonna and Kathy Griffin". I nodded in agreement. She's coming to Memphis, which is crazy, because no one comes to Memphis. And I swear to God, if she sells out of tickets before I can buy one, I will sell the hell out of myself on Craigslist to go.
Victor Ward
mradequate
Posted 12:21 AM 15/7/08
And I applaud NBC/Universal for putting its principles above Viacom's profits
mradequate