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Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, And Some Homeless Guy Who Looks Like Lance Armstrong All Went To Lunch
Posted by Molly Friedman at 5:05 AM on July 3, 2008
You know what the best part about dating Kate Hudson is? Not the fun beachside lunches with a jolly Goldie Hawn and doting "unidentified males." Not the late-night games of Pin The Tail On The Boob with 9-year old Ryder. Nor is it collecting your winnings from that bet you made with Owen Wilson about who could land the ebuillient blonde. No, the most enjoyable benefit to following Hudson around town and forcing grin after grin is the dynamite opportunity to finally get photographed dutifully wearing clothes coincidentally fashioned by your lifestyle-sustaining sponsor!
Yes, one ball wonder Lance Armstrong is discovering the benefits to following his pony around, namely in the form of residuals. While Hudson made some attempt to gussy up for the new-ish couple's lunch with Goldie, the bicyclist and sometimes-cameo artist threw on an old t-shirt and couldn't be bothered to shave his beard, leaving him looking like flip flop-less Matthew McConaughey's understudy in Fool's Gold. Which is a look that only works when you're elbow-deep in garbage and tears. And when you're Matthew McConaughey.
[Photo credit: Splash]
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kookla
Posted 6:20 AM 3/7/08
Say what you will, I hear Lance is nut(s) about Kate.
kookla
EuroDad
Posted 5:55 AM 3/7/08
say what you want about Goldie, but hands off Lance; that guy is an American icon ferchristsake!
EuroDad
gwendolyn
Posted 5:50 AM 3/7/08
@gwendolyn: damn double posts.
gwendolyn
gwendolyn
Posted 5:49 AM 3/7/08
Matthew McConaughey elbow-deep in Lance Armstrong.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
gwendolyn
gwendolyn
Posted 5:42 AM 3/7/08
Matthew McConaughey elbow deep in Lance Armstrong...
Discuss amongst yourselves.
gwendolyn
RocketRockit
Posted 5:39 AM 3/7/08
Jesus, I totally forgot that he only has one ball. How have I fallen so far??
RocketRockit
TurdBlossom
Posted 5:34 AM 3/7/08
Made in Hollywood romances - as transparent as prison bedsheets and just about as besmirched.
TurdBlossom
Old No.7
Posted 5:22 AM 3/7/08
Compared with Chris Robinson, Lance looks like he's dressed in a Dior three-piece.
Old No.7
Benovite
Posted 7:20 AM 3/7/08
They look very happy.
Like two mentally challenged drug addicts just released for a cup of ice cream.
Benovite
OldSpinDoc
Posted 6:42 AM 3/7/08
I'd appreciate Lance much more if I didn't continually see those Flash ads on the CNN site pitching his miracle energy potion.
"No, no, no to doping, but please, drink my shit!"
OldSpinDoc
WGARefugee
Posted 6:42 AM 3/7/08
All of this free publicity will really help my plan to auction off Lance's missing testicle on Ebay (okay, it's from a goat).
WGARefugee
Decebal
Posted 9:19 AM 3/7/08
When I read about him, it's like reading about a triple crown winner who is out to stud. Hollywood bimbo after Hollywood bimbo. Thank God he no longer has any sperm to pass on.
Decebal
Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 10:22 AM 3/7/08
"two mentally challenged drug addicts" @Benovite:
isn't that redundant?
Miss Anne Thrope
Benovite
Posted 2:17 AM 4/7/08
Only in Wisconsin.
Benovite