Jordan And Peter Andre Prepare To Jive

Peter Andre and his missus Katie ‘Jordan’ Price – officially the world’s most amazing couple (seriously, read Peter Andre’s autobiography and you’ll laugh your arse off/fall in love/smash your head against the nearest available brick wall) – are taking their riveting dynamic to “a whole new world“… the world of DANCE, MOTHERFUCKERS, DANCE.

Katie Price and Peter Andre are to star in the next season of Strictly Come Dancing.

The couple are reportedly in advanced talks with TV producers, who have been trying to sign them up since the ballroom-dancing show kicked off four years ago.

How I wish we were able to watch this program in Australia. Still, there’s always YouTube.

Also, let’s take a moment to marvel at the duo’s resilience.

It was revealed last week that Katie and Pete’s ITV2 chat show was axed, but they will return with Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter.

Brilliant. You get axed, you dust yourself off and come back with “The Next Chapter”. I approve heartily.

In conclusion, because it’s a tradition around these parts whenever I write about the Price-Andres…

(Via Seriously? OMG! WTF?)