Jodhi Meares Will Not Be Leaving ANTM, Charlotte Dawson Stocks Up On Voodoo Dolls

Bad news for those who were hoping Charlotte Dawnson and her sassypants would snatch the Australia’s Next Top Model hosting spirit stick from Jodhi Meares after her, er, underwhelming (i.e. nonexistent) performance in the role come grand finale time: Foxtel sez Meares isn’t going anywhere.

Somewhere in the suburbs of Sydney, Charlotte Dawson is contacting Fiona Horne to see how she can make a Wiccan career spell out of a pile of Tigerlily samples and a can of kerosene.

The pay-TV channel’s CEO Brian Walsh slammed reports claiming executives on the model contest were “furious” after Meares pulled out of the live decider over stage fright.

“Nothing could be further from the truth. I rang Jodhi on Friday and reiterated the fact she has our full support and apologised for the media circus it’s become,” Walsh told Confidential yesterday.

“We won’t be discussing contracts (for next year) until next month, but I told her to go have a holiday and forget about it.”

Blah blah, whatever, but what’s most exciting is that at the very least, as the piece goes on to note, it looks as though big things are planned for Dawson anyway:

Walsh had good news for Dawson too, revealing the Foxtel femme had been “earmarked” to host a major new series for the network next year.

“I haven’t talked to her about it yet but it has a big live component with a studio audience and I think she’d be great,” Walsh said.

And, rumour (read: The Vogue Forums) has it that Dawson and Alex “Tiny Mouth” Girdwood will be muscling in on Demelza’s Vogue shoot, which would be amazing and create hilarity for all.

So you see? All is well with the world.