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Introducing JonBenet Bendy
Posted by Seth at 11:15 AM on July 10, 2008
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· If you didn't happen to catch Victoria—one part Cats, one part JonBenét Ramsey, and one part boneless chicken breast—on America's Got Talent, now's your chance. Just give this girl the trophy (or whatever it is they give on that show) already! [
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guitarsnob
Posted 11:47 AM 10/7/08
If I could do that I'd never leave the house.
guitarsnob
hughman
Posted 12:55 PM 10/7/08
why does jon benet bendsies wear a pubic tuopee? so creepy. this is why i avoid cirque de soliel.
hughman
metroville
Posted 1:50 PM 10/7/08
I am immensely pleased that Joe E. Tata took my advice.
metroville
WGARefugee
Posted 12:10 AM 11/7/08
I was almost as flexible as a child. My parents made me wear an Elizabethan pet collar but never told me why.
WGARefugee
NoWireHangers
Posted 12:59 AM 11/7/08
@hughman: I thought it was a merkin and almost needed my smelling salts. Why a boa at all? The lipstick is creepy enough. Not to mention the (ahem) flexibility and her parents nodding approvingly.
NoWireHangers
Mafalda para Presidente
Posted 12:51 AM 11/7/08
@hughman: The circus scares me, too. I've never understood what's so fun about scary trapeze acts, scary lions and elephants, and worst of all, the scary clowns. I vow to never take my children to such a horrible place.
Mafalda para Presidente
CourageousCoward
Posted 1:46 AM 11/7/08
Seeing this, I am reminded how talented some people are to actually manage to stick their heads up their own asses!
CourageousCoward
Breadbowl
Posted 1:23 AM 11/7/08
The next time I'm in chinatown I'm going to demand that the waitress serve the dim sum like that.
Breadbowl
mothrafairy
Posted 2:44 AM 11/7/08
@Mr-Busy:
"Big-eye white people snatch me from China, bring me to USA make me twist like snake that scare Hungarian porn actress. My Olympic dream in toilet. America have NO talent."
mothrafairy
Mr-Busy
Posted 2:28 AM 11/7/08
So they adopt the kid from china as a baby and now make her bend and wear homemade "ears" and a "tail." Can you say "Chia Pet"?
Mr-Busy
Verwoerdon
Posted 2:02 AM 11/7/08
Isn't Pammie Anderson's 15 minutes up yet? The Hep C champion needs to be locked in a closet from which no escape could ever be possible.
Verwoerdon
raincoaster
Posted 6:22 PM 11/7/08
Actually, they call us big-nose instead. Much less dignified.
raincoaster