In Honour Of His 46th, Tom Cruise In His Birthday Suit!
Posted by Seth at 9:25 AM on July 4, 2008
We'd be remiss if we let the day slip by without offering some fond birthday wishes to not-quite-born-on-the-Fourth-of-July Tom Cruise, who turns 46-intense-years-old today. In his honour, we offer a revisiting of one of his most memorable, if uncharacteristic, screen turns, as a masquerade-orgy-seeking physician in Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut. In this trailer (homemade or Euro-cut, we're not sure), Cruise nakedly seduces his then-wife and naked-co-star, Naked Kidman. Happy birthday, Tom!

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WGARefugee
Posted 10:08 AM 4/7/08
You know, for all of the work she's had done, I don't think Nicole Kidman has ever been more beautiful than she was in Dead Calm.
WGARefugee
Cam/ron
Posted 10:05 AM 4/7/08
Man, those reoccuring credits keep me expecting that Kurbick will pop up in that scene. I always wanted to see him nekkid :(
Cam/ron
Scoregasm
Posted 9:55 AM 4/7/08
I think if we're going to be posting stuff that really encompasses Tom Cruise's true inner being, we need to be posting the all-male half-naked beach volleyball scene from Top Gun.
Scoregasm
Hubert Cumberdale
Posted 9:38 AM 4/7/08
He was a psychiatrist in Eyes Wide Shut? You sure?
Hubert Cumberdale
Benovite
Posted 9:37 AM 4/7/08
Kubrick makes the best soft core porn ever.
Benovite
HappyBlues
Posted 11:20 AM 4/7/08
I got a woody! For Kubrick!!!
HappyBlues
solipsister
Posted 12:09 PM 4/7/08
Tom Cruise is so very, very, very, very gay.
solipsister
SanFranBetsu
Posted 11:51 AM 4/7/08
I am imagining Kubrick directing ALL of Tom's love scenes. He might be a little lost otherwise.
SanFranBetsu
CatherineTrammell
Posted 12:30 PM 4/7/08
Was Tom wearing heels!? I just realized he's almost as tall as Nicole.
CatherineTrammell
Hubert Cumberdale
Posted 2:15 PM 4/7/08
Your correction - acknowledgment = I sound like an idiot now. At least math is fun!
Hubert Cumberdale
mothrafairy
Posted 1:57 PM 4/7/08
Was that method acting?
mothrafairy
Make my baby
Posted 10:54 AM 4/7/08
In honor of his birthday, we should also revisit All the Right Moves, 1983, where he shows his what what.
Make my baby
Make my baby
Posted 10:50 AM 4/7/08
Manipulator yes. Psychiatrist, no, only by nature.
Make my baby
charles_barrett
Posted 10:58 AM 5/7/08
Well, I'm 6'5" and 44 years old with a generous endowment (and size 15 shoes), and I'd stand naked in a trench next to Tom if necessary. Maybe we could get John Travolta and/or Will Smith to be our fluffers...
charles_barrett
charles_barrett
Posted 12:54 PM 7/7/08
@charles_barrett:
So, how deep a hole do you think Nicole is standing in for this scene...?
charles_barrett
bugupit
Posted 6:25 AM 8/7/08
He's a better actor than I had previously gave him credit for.
bugupit