If It Weren’t For Those Silly No-Smoking, No-Cursing Rules, Katherine Heigl Would Totally Go Mormon

Katherine Heigl has never failed to shock us, whether she’s yapping about her highly tuned gaydar or wearing dresses made out of The Darjeeling Limited’s costume leftovers. But her latest comments on her childhood spent growing up Mormon suggest that, on top of burning Emasculated Husband Joshua Kelley’s pinky finger and forcing him to wait until the very second her biological clock beeps “Procreate!” to have kids, she may even make the poor guy raise said kids Big Love-style. As she recently told a British tab:

“I’m not as disciplined about it was I once was, but I hope to find my way back as I get older and a little less selfish…I’m ashamed to say that I’ve just got very lazy about it. I satisfy my vices instead of fighting them.”