“I Am Not A Tattooed Drug Dealer” – Jake Wall Clarifies The Situation For Idiots

Stupidly handsome (seriously, he makes me swoon and I should know better) celebrity boyfriend Jake Wall seems to have been bitten by the film bug after appearing in the flick Cedar Boys.

The former chippie and model will soon be seen as a hard-core crim after filming scenes in Maitland jail for the upcoming Cedar Boys flick last week.

A gritty low-budget thriller set in the western suburbs, the film is set to turn Wall’s public profile – as Hawkins’s other half – on its head.

“I really enjoyed playing that type of character, something totally opposite me,” Wall told The Daily Telegraph.

You mean you’re not a hard-core crim, Jake? Good lord. This makes your work on Cedar Boys sound dangerously close to acting.

In a refreshing display of honesty, Jake reveals he is well aware his dabbling in the world of showbiz would not have been possible were it not for the fact he is in a relationship with Jennifer Hawkins, the former Miss Universe who, due to Australia’s adorable ability to give even our most feminine of icons blokey nicknames, is occasionally referred to as Hawko.

“I don’t deny that a few of the opportunities that I’ve had wouldn’t have been there if I wasn’t with Jennifer, but hopefully I have made the most of those opportunities.

“But it’s definitely not hard being her boyfriend. She’s supportive of whatever I do. And I’m supportive of what she’s doing, so it’s all good.”

Oh, go and make beautiful babies already, you two. You’re making me sick.