Hula The Pounds Away With The Angelina Jolie Massage Hoop!

By Seth on July 10, 2008 at 3:20 AM

In the ungoverned wilds of Chinese industry, where intellectual property is barely policed by the ineffectual People’s Glorious Bureau of Familiar Western Faces and Poultry Grading, it’s not an uncommon occurrence to stumble upon an A-list celebrity gracing the packaging of some 99¢ Only-store-bound product.
Such is the case with this amazing Boyu-1108 Massage Hoop, a colorful, ribbed take on the classic hula which features none other than unwitting celebrity spokesperson (and illustrated customer!) Angelina Jolie benefiting from its miraculous, waist-whittling properties. Once you find yourself hooked, may we suggest also investing in a Boyu-2409 Pogo Pleasurer, the only coil-powered personal massager and transportation device currently approved by Julia Roberts.

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