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Hula The Pounds Away With The Angelina Jolie Massage Hoop!
Posted by Seth at 3:20 AM on July 10, 2008
In the ungoverned wilds of Chinese industry, where intellectual property is barely policed by the ineffectual People's Glorious Bureau of Familiar Western Faces and Poultry Grading, it's not an uncommon occurrence to stumble upon an A-list celebrity gracing the packaging of some 99ยข Only-store-bound product.
Such is the case with this amazing Boyu-1108 Massage Hoop, a colorful, ribbed take on the classic hula which features none other than unwitting celebrity spokesperson (and illustrated customer!) Angelina Jolie benefiting from its miraculous, waist-whittling properties. Once you find yourself hooked, may we suggest also investing in a Boyu-2409 Pogo Pleasurer, the only coil-powered personal massager and transportation device currently approved by Julia Roberts.
- ANGIES SECRET TO WEIGHT LOSS [ONTD]
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jennfoo
Posted 4:07 AM 10/7/08
I actually have a picture of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise endorsed Temporary Tattoos I found in Spain.
jennfoo
NoWireHangers
Posted 3:53 AM 10/7/08
I only hope that within my lifetime I can achieve enough fame and fortune to be featured on a can of .99 Cent Store menudo. Move over Tia Anita, it's MY turn!
[www.evilwarpingkitty.com]
NoWireHangers
Hart88
Posted 3:45 AM 10/7/08
Plausible deniability is the key here: this clearly can't be Jolie, as there are no visible tatoos.
Hart88
StylusPictures
Posted 3:42 AM 10/7/08
Not "Thin Weist", dummy, it's meant to say "Thin Wiest." They just misspelled it. That's a picture of Diane Wiest on the box, after she's been using the product. Seems to work pretty good.
StylusPictures
Old No.7
Posted 3:30 AM 10/7/08
Damn you, CC.
Old No.7
Old No.7
Posted 3:29 AM 10/7/08
Ribbed, for her pleasure.
Old No.7
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:26 AM 10/7/08
"Thin weist?" Ribbed for pleasure?! Sign me up!
CourageousCoward
DorothyZbornak
Posted 4:25 AM 10/7/08
@jennfoo: Ha, I have the same ones, except mine are Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields. Seriously!
DorothyZbornak
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:49 AM 10/7/08
Oh, China, don't you ever change.
Little Mintz Sunshine
kookla
Posted 4:48 AM 10/7/08
Are you telling me my Brad PItt tampons are not really endorsed by him?
kookla
Frances_Houseman
Posted 4:04 AM 10/7/08
Clearly that's meant to "thin waste." They're so silly.
Frances_Houseman
DanLar75
Posted 5:32 AM 10/7/08
Angelina Jolie - Hackers - Latex - Pool - Instant Orgasm
DanLar75
Buffalo_Gal
Posted 5:27 AM 10/7/08
@NoWireHangers: This should get best comment of the day!
Buffalo_Gal
Shane2012
Posted 5:23 AM 10/7/08
My dried squid chips with Rob Morrow's picture on the front just lost a bit of their allure...
Shane2012
PixiePie
Posted 6:02 AM 10/7/08
every asian girl at my school had a hula hoop that they were convinced made you lose tons of weight. and they were painful.
PixiePie
MCU
Posted 6:49 AM 10/7/08
BOYU-1108?
Boy, I'd like to 1108 her.
MCU
Losin_it
Posted 6:34 AM 10/7/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: ha ha. Nor you.
Losin_it
dominkay
Posted 4:26 AM 10/7/08
That thing is available in the U.S. under a different name. My mother bought me one of those a few years ago, so I could "create a waist" (or "weist," I guess). I tried it once; it left bruises.
dominkay
watereatsrock
Posted 9:39 AM 10/7/08
This should be under "Photoshop of Horrors"
watereatsrock
JudyPaceFace
Posted 1:28 PM 10/7/08
@Hart88:
"No visible tattoos worked for R Kelly pretty well, so yeah, no, clearly not her.
JudyPaceFace
Pope John Peeps II
Posted 12:38 AM 13/7/08
That's actually model M of the "ass age hoop".
Pope John Peeps II