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Hollywood Hookers, Prepare to be Replaced
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 6:25 AM on July 11, 2008
When you're a hooker, what does a salacious affair with a married, holier-than-thou governor whose last name makes unoriginal bloggers giddy with glee get you? Prison? A hefty fine? A case of the poon-scratchies? If you're a regular lady of the night, all of those outcomes are possible. But when you're Ashley Dupre, you also get your very own reality dating show! Yes, Hollywood is apparently following in the footsteps of - well, everyone - and jumping into bed with a high-priced call girl who overcharges for inevitably crappy hand jobs. (Producers, take note.) Upon hearing the news, potential contestants everywhere quickly formed a line and searched for fluffers when they assumed "try outs" for "dating show" meant something else entirely.
Yes, our little Ashley is growing up so fast. It seems like it was just yesterday that she was riding bareback and going wild for lovable, porn enthusiast Joe Francis. And now, she's inked a reported deal with management company, Handprint Entertainment. The firm will undoubtedly serve her well, as they have years of experience managing other classy luminaries like Pamela Anderson.
Dupre is rumoured to be leaving New Jersey (the unofficial prostitute harborer) and heading west to pursue her dream of becoming the next Tila Tequila. When Ashley Dupre dreams, she dreams big.
Although details of the potential reality show are sketchy, you can certainly expect bikinis, the cast of the Real World, jello, subtitles and penicillin to make numerous appearances.
- Eliot Gal Hooking A TV Deal [New York Post]
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Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 7:26 AM 11/7/08
What are they gonna call this towering monstrosity of reality show retardation? Ashley Dupre Colon It's Complicated Because I'm a Ho
Huge Tracts of Land
Fama Est
Posted 7:17 AM 11/7/08
I honestly think that creating and marketing an instructional DVD on how to give a man $5K worth of action within 60 minutes would earn her more money and name recognition than could any terrible reality show.
Fama Est
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 7:12 AM 11/7/08
Somewhere in the Valley, Denise Richards gripes "That bitch. I was here first..."
Little Mintz Sunshine
Old No.7
Posted 6:55 AM 11/7/08
Is it the loser, or the winner, that has to sleep with her?
Old No.7
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:52 AM 11/7/08
"Handprint Entertainment"
As opposed to a footprint left in the sand, or in time, Handprint Entertainmnet takes its name from the red afterglow of a hearty slap to the ass.
Ashley may have been worth 6 whore diamonds, but I'll be surprised if her show gets more than 1.
[wonkette.com]
NoWireHangers
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 6:48 AM 11/7/08
"becoming the next Tila Tequila" is probably...the most puke inducing thing I have read all day long.
Huge Tracts of Land
mothrafairy
Posted 7:31 AM 11/7/08
I'll watch if someone gives her a massive Donkey Punch.
(Yeah, it's come to that: abject cynicism or the monastery. I choose evil...for now).
mothrafairy
EuroDad
Posted 8:14 AM 11/7/08
any guesses as to what her tattoos say?
"you must be this tall to ride; if you're not, stand on the pile of money you're paying for my services & try again"
too long?
EuroDad
kookla
Posted 8:08 AM 11/7/08
I'm thinking the parting line for those eliminated will be: "You suck and blow."
kookla
WGARefugee
Posted 8:00 AM 11/7/08
@Huge Tracts of Land: At least it's easier to say than the next Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen.
WGARefugee
Losin_it
Posted 9:15 AM 11/7/08
Her prices are a bit excessive. For $5,000, I'd rather just jerk off and put a down payment on a new car.
Losin_it
WGARefugee
Posted 9:09 AM 11/7/08
I'd like to see her become a P.E.T.A. spokesperson.
WGARefugee
Old No.7
Posted 10:48 AM 11/7/08
@EuroDad: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Old No.7
TheQuestion
Posted 2:47 PM 11/7/08
@WGARefugee: Doubt she's qualified, since I'm sure she's abused and eaten plenty of meat. Of the male member type.
TheQuestion
WGARefugee
Posted 4:28 PM 11/7/08
@TheQuestion: Which explains this, I guess...
WGARefugee
raincoaster
Posted 6:46 PM 11/7/08
@Old No.7: Oh, how can it be that you have no star? That was genius.
raincoaster
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 3:03 AM 12/7/08
Apologies. But I like the second one. I think it's a bit more punchy.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 3:01 AM 12/7/08
My restaurant Mandarin's a bit rusty but I believe it says:
"With two you get eggrow. Prease no substitutions."
Little Mintz Sunshine
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 2:57 AM 12/7/08
My restaurant Mandarin's a bit rusty but I believe it says:
"With two you get eggrow. Prease, no substitutions."
Little Mintz Sunshine
DanLar75
Posted 5:38 AM 12/7/08
Soon to be called a whore and stupid by up coming physics noble price laureate Pamela "I will blow you for Hep-C meds" Anderson. Aka. The least relevant ex-Baywatch whore in the world..
DanLar75