Gordon ‘F–ken’ Ramsay Gets Sh-tting Spray From His C–ting Ex-Friend, The M—–f–ker.

Gordon Ramsay, the celebrity chef and television identity that the Australian media likes to remind us is pretty sweary, has probably put a few extra dollars tenners fifties in the swear jar after his former best friend, mentee and bloke-whose-wedding-he-was-best-man-at decided to open up and give Ramsay what for.

For what, we are still not particularly sure.

His most famous protege and former close friend Marcus Wareing described him as a “sad bastard” whose influence had left him feeling, “trapped and constrained”.

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Wareing’s comments follow a bitter legal battle over his position running Ramsay’s two-star restaurant Petrus at the Berkeley Hotel in West London.

He has spent nine years heading up the kitchen, but in May the hotel announced it wanted to work directly with him, rather than deal with Ramsay’s company. The move has been challenged by Ramsay’s lawyers.

Wareing now claims he would rather “kill myself” than work with his mentor again.

Wow, choosing suicide over Ramsay? Them’s fightin’ words – two thumbs way up, Wareing!

Then again, though our constant use of the cuddlesome photo of Ramsay draped with a widdle baby sheepy is our feeble attempt to stop the Ramsay coverage from being too nasty, it’s probably all true – and he probably slit the lamb’s throat right after the photoshoot and then tossed it on a hot plate.