French Hospital Forced To Cover Its Windows For ‘Zat High-Maintenance Beetch’ Angelina Jolie

As we round the corner onto the 17th month of weist-loss guru Angelina Jolie’s seemingly interminable pregnancy (we’re picturing the twins refusing to come out until the winner of their marathon, inter-uterus Boggle tournament is finally determined), the AP brings us this photo taken outside the Lenval Hospital in Nice, where Jolie is currently checked in under the assumed name of “J. Aniston.” In it, a hospital worker can be clearly seen applying some kind of top-secret, high-tech material, developed by scientists at France’s struggling space program, that effectively prevents any photographers from capturing any member of the Jolie-Pitt clan on film. (Amazingly, anyone else who happens to be in the room develops just fine, resulting in eerie shots of a staff of nurses and doctors fussing over empty space.)

[Photo credit: AP]

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