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French Hospital Forced To Cover Its Windows For 'Zat High-Maintenance Beetch' Angelina Jolie
Posted by Seth at 6:50 AM on July 10, 2008
As we round the corner onto the 17th month of weist-loss guru Angelina Jolie's seemingly interminable pregnancy (we're picturing the twins refusing to come out until the winner of their marathon, inter-uterus Boggle tournament is finally determined), the AP brings us this photo taken outside the Lenval Hospital in Nice, where Jolie is currently checked in under the assumed name of "J. Aniston." In it, a hospital worker can be clearly seen applying some kind of top-secret, high-tech material, developed by scientists at France's struggling space program, that effectively prevents any photographers from capturing any member of the Jolie-Pitt clan on film. (Amazingly, anyone else who happens to be in the room develops just fine, resulting in eerie shots of a staff of nurses and doctors fussing over empty space.)
[Photo credit: AP]
- Angelina Jolie [news.yahoo.com]
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Truculent
Posted 7:31 AM 10/7/08
Maybe the covering will muffle the animalistic moans as Jolie gets in one more good screw before the babies put her hoohah out of commission for a while
Truculent
Leviticus_71
Posted 7:16 AM 10/7/08
Are we sure that's not just a converted windshield cover? perhaps the sun just makes it too darn hot? I'm pretty sure you can see Joleer's Steven Tyler lips through pretty much anything.
Leviticus_71
Old No.7
Posted 7:00 AM 10/7/08
Is it possible to have a mexican standoff in a uterus?
Old No.7
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:58 AM 10/7/08
They're just laying down the primer for the stained glass depiction of the Chosen Family™ that will be installed after the Chosen Two™ are given unto us.
NoWireHangers
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 6:52 AM 10/7/08
Where's her "BabbyBraddie"?
RonMwangaguhunga
OldTowneTavern
Posted 8:05 AM 10/7/08
Seth, I like where you're going with the Jolie-Pitt clan not being seen under the right space age fabric. I knew this next level of beauty had to confer some kind of superpower. Now I know: selective translucence. It'll come in handy when the adopted ones get all insecure and try to beat the hell out of them.
OldTowneTavern
CourageousCoward
Posted 8:03 AM 10/7/08
"Annoyed French Hospital Worker." Is there another kind?
CourageousCoward
Truculent
Posted 8:25 AM 10/7/08
@CourageousCoward: Yes. There's the Angry French Hospital Worker, the Uncaring French Hospital Worker, The French Hospital Worker Home on Sick Leave Because of a Chipped Nail, and the French Hospital Worker Who Stopped Showing Up Six Years Ago and Still Gets Paid.
Truculent
kookla
Posted 8:51 AM 10/7/08
@CourageousCoward: There is also the "Indifferent French Hospital Worker Who Detests Zee Pampered Fat, Lazy Americans"
kookla
raincoaster
Posted 11:20 AM 10/7/08
@kookla: That's all of them, and redundant anyway: all you have to say is "French."
raincoaster
CourageousCoward
Posted 2:12 PM 10/7/08
@raincoaster: Thank you!
CourageousCoward
raincoaster
Posted 3:50 PM 10/7/08
@CourageousCoward: You're welcome. Did I mention I was born in France?
raincoaster
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:39 AM 11/7/08
@raincoaster: Aucun vous n'avez pas fait.
CourageousCoward
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:49 AM 11/7/08
@raincoaster: Hey there...Is that an EU passport in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Little Mintz Sunshine
raincoaster
Posted 2:53 PM 12/7/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: It's a long story, but both.
raincoaster