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Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey
Posted by Seth at 2:45 AM on July 9, 2008
Sexiest Beef-Pusher Alive Matthew McConaughey can strike "dabble in fatherhood" from his phonebook-thick bucket list, as his girlfriend has just birthed the actor's first child: a healthy son, with ten fingers, ten toes, but—in an unfortunate congenital defect which doctors reassure will have no bearing on the child's quality of life—only one, tiny flip-flop. From the Reuters report:
The child — the first for McConaughey and model Camila Alves — was born on Monday evening, the report quoted the actor's publicist as saying.McConaughey, 38, said in January that he and Alves were "stoked and wowed" by the pending arrival.
Help name him in our Name Matthew McConaughey's Son Poll after the jump!
While no name has yet been announced, we thought we'd contribute in our own small way by compiling this list of possible names for the little guy, and letting you vote on your favourites. We'll be sure to send along the results to Matthew and his happy family!
- Baby joy for McConaughey [Reuters]
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luciluce666
Posted 4:06 AM 9/7/08
Borracho "Critter" Kush McConaughey.
luciluce666
TenTimesFiltered
Posted 4:00 AM 9/7/08
Beef Land McConaughey.
TenTimesFiltered
anywavdav
Posted 3:55 AM 9/7/08
Malibu Ken McConaughey, hmmmm nice ring to that.
anywavdav
icallthebigonebitey
Posted 3:45 AM 9/7/08
Gunnar. Weren't all the white trash celebutards naming their kids that for awhile?
icallthebigonebitey
oconnill
Posted 3:42 AM 9/7/08
Danke Bud
oconnill
scroll_lock
Posted 3:28 AM 9/7/08
Bonghit II: Electric Boogaloo
scroll_lock
hummingpenguin
Posted 3:20 AM 9/7/08
Nilla Reefer?
hummingpenguin
kookla
Posted 3:18 AM 9/7/08
Lando Beef?
kookla
JudgeFudge
Posted 3:18 AM 9/7/08
How about J.K. Livin: The Kid
JudgeFudge
NoWireHangers
Posted 3:17 AM 9/7/08
@CluelessElaineLui: "went for 9 months without botox"
You're absolutely right! That does NOT MAKE SENSE.
NoWireHangers
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:12 AM 9/7/08
Bongo. Just Bongo.
CourageousCoward
Scoregasm
Posted 3:11 AM 9/7/08
@Old No.7: I'm kinda partial to Angus Ganja McCounaughey.
Scoregasm
Allie Anne
Posted 3:10 AM 9/7/08
Ganja McHalfwit (sorry, Camila!)
Allie Anne
CluelessElaineLui
Posted 3:09 AM 9/7/08
I go for "Dean Billabong Flip Isaiah Flop Jeremiah"
So, let me get this straight, McConnaughey gets his own post and Nicole Kidman who named her child Sunday Rose gets a link from Reuters courtesy of someone named "Seth" despite the fact that she went for 9 months without botox and looked relatively human and without her face sagging and still looking quite wrinkle free? That does not make sense!
CluelessElaineLui
NoWireHangers
Posted 3:08 AM 9/7/08
Bud Light Lime
NoWireHangers
Hubert Cumberdale
Posted 3:05 AM 9/7/08
Bastard McConaughey has a nice ring to it.
Hubert Cumberdale
Old No.7
Posted 3:04 AM 9/7/08
I would have gone with "Reefer Holstein McConaughey"
Old No.7
bichon
Posted 4:39 AM 9/7/08
Munchies McConaughey
bichon
TheLemon
Posted 4:36 AM 9/7/08
This thread is making me hungry.
TheLemon
SanFranBetsu
Posted 4:35 AM 9/7/08
Somewhat off subject, but does anyone know where I should send 'Baby's First Bong'?
SanFranBetsu
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 4:28 AM 9/7/08
Sandy Taco Flip Flop Bongo McRippington.
Huge Tracts of Land
TheLemon
Posted 4:12 AM 9/7/08
Marley Beefbong McConaughey.
TheLemon
ColbertNation
Posted 5:02 AM 9/7/08
Bodhi Wave McConaughey
ColbertNation
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 4:59 AM 9/7/08
Ribeye Corona Power Blunt McConaughey
Little Mintz Sunshine
TheLemon
Posted 4:58 AM 9/7/08
Chip Flip McConaughey. He could add the flop later in life.
TheLemon
Victor Ward
Posted 4:46 AM 9/7/08
Lance Jake McConaughey
Victor Ward
NoGrumpys
Posted 6:10 AM 9/7/08
Snausages McConaughey
NoGrumpys
EuroDad
Posted 5:56 AM 9/7/08
Shaka Hangloose McConaughey
EuroDad
FreedomFries
Posted 5:46 AM 9/7/08
Dammit, ColbertNation! You beat me to Bodhi!
FreedomFries
Bear_Necessities
Posted 6:13 AM 9/7/08
Flipflop BongO'Wave McConaughey
Bear_Necessities
EuroDad
Posted 6:54 AM 9/7/08
Mintchip Moonpie McConaughey?
EuroDad
el smrtmnky
Posted 6:47 AM 9/7/08
Van Capirinha Obrigado McConaughey
el smrtmnky
Huge Tracts of Land
Posted 7:18 AM 9/7/08
OK Magazine is sayin' the baby's name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Defamer commentators express severe disappointment!
Huge Tracts of Land
anywavdav
Posted 7:13 AM 9/7/08
Spicoli Brah McConaughey
anywavdav
Barbarella
Posted 7:43 AM 9/7/08
Porterhouse Endo McConaughey
Barbarella
raincoaster
Posted 7:40 AM 9/7/08
Bongo Billabong would be an awesome surf guitar band!
raincoaster
MrRewrite
Posted 9:22 AM 9/7/08
Cachaca Ipanema or Bam-Bam.
MrRewrite
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Posted 11:24 AM 9/7/08
Funyuns McLovin' Wookie McConaughey
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 2:57 AM 10/7/08
@Huge Tracts of Land: Then congrats are also in order for the Levi product placement people on landing such a huge deal. I understand the Wrangler reps are disappointed but planning a full on assault for the naming rights to the long-awaited Stefani-Rosdale baby.
Little Mintz Sunshine